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If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up,"

said the sarcastic teacher.

After a long silence, one freshman rose to his feet.

"Now then mister, why do you consider yourself an idiot?!" inquired the teacher with a sneer.

"Well actually I don't," said the student,

"but I hate to see you standing up there all by yourself."

Man: "Your place or mine?"

Woman: "Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine

Man: "Hey, baby, what's your sign?"

Woman: "Do Not Enter."



Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"

Woman: "Unfertilized!"


Man: "Hey cutie, how 'bout you and I hitting the hot spots?"

Woman: "Sorry, I don't date outside my species

Man: "I'd go through anything for you."

Woman: "Good! Let's start with your bank account

WHAT DOES STAR TREK AND TOILET PAPER HAVE IN COMMON?
THEY BOTH CIRCLE URANUS LOOKING FOR KLING-ONS!