Nurses 'n Patients ..... 18+

**nt_inuk** · 02-25-2005, 12:58 PM

A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital with an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose and still heavily sedated froom a four hour operation.

A young nurse appears to sponge his hands and feet. "Nurse," he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?"

Emabarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, I am only here to wash your hands and feet."

He struggles again to ask, "Nurse, are my testicles black?"

Finally, she pulls back the covers, raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in her other and takes a close look and says, "There's nothing wrong with them!"
The man pulls off his oxygen mask and says very slowly, "That was very nice but listen very, very closely -- are ... my ... test ... results ... back?"

Have a GR8 Weekend People

La + * Mom · 02-25-2005, 02:24 PM

LOL

**middle of the sky** · 02-25-2005, 02:29 PM

crow_reza · 02-25-2005, 03:45 PM

LOL!!!, I need a nurse Like that.........

Leslie Stonechild · 02-25-2005, 07:17 PM

Very good One!

Made me blush! When I showed one of my co-workers, she snorted! ahahahahaahahahaa

**nt_inuk** · 02-25-2005, 07:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Ohontsia

LOL

**nt_inuk** · 02-25-2005, 07:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Leslie Stonechild

Very good One!

Made me blush! When I showed one of my co-workers, she snorted! ahahahahaahahahaa

heh heh heh

oneidagirl22 · 03-15-2005, 11:28 PM

hahahaha lmao well since im done peein in my pants now!!!!! that gave a goot chuckle. heh, nice reply darcy, ur so crazy.

**nt_inuk** · 03-16-2005, 07:21 PM

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Originally Posted by oneidagirl22

hahahaha lmao well since im done peein in my pants now!!!!! that gave a goot chuckle. heh, nice reply darcy, ur so crazy.

**Ginger** · 03-16-2005, 07:43 PM

great joke

thanks you made my day!!

**nt_inuk** · 03-17-2005, 11:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Ginger

great joke

thanks you made my day!!

ty grl

city_ndn_gurl · 03-17-2005, 12:55 PM

Ha damn that was a goot one. i almost pissed in my pants. Im a nurse and i just hope and pray that, that will never happen to me.

**AngelFeather** · 03-17-2005, 12:58 PM

*falls off chair*

02-25-2005, 12:58 PM	#1 (permalink)
nt_inuk Shmiles With Eskimo Pride Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Northwest Territories, Canada Posts: 5,321 Blog Entries: 1	Nurses 'n Patients ..... 18+ A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital with an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose and still heavily sedated froom a four hour operation. A young nurse appears to sponge his hands and feet. "Nurse," he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?" Emabarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, I am only here to wash your hands and feet." He struggles again to ask, "Nurse, are my testicles black?" Finally, she pulls back the covers, raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in her other and takes a close look and says, "There's nothing wrong with them!" The man pulls off his oxygen mask and says very slowly, "That was very nice but listen very, very closely -- are ... my ... test ... results ... back?" Have a GR8 Weekend People __________________ Inuk* "A person who works with their hands is a laborer, A person who works with their hands & their brain is a craftsman, A person who works with their brain & their heart ... is an Artist".

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La + * Mom Notoriou'sly' Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Tax Exempt Country! Posts: 323	Omg!!! LOL __________________ "Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind. ~Dr. Seuss

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crow_reza Grass Dance Bum Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Tha streets of Crow, by Carpet Mills Posts: 179	LOL!!!, I need a nurse Like that......... __________________ Put me in tha rez with crazy N-Dens and I'll survive Put me in tha city with crazy Whites and I'll die

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Leslie Stonechild Junior Dancer Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Red Deer AB Posts: 158	holaayyyyyyy Very good One! Made me blush! When I showed one of my co-workers, she snorted! ahahahahaahahahaa __________________ Where's the Pow-wow at????

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oneidagirl22 SmOkE DaNcEr Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Lawrence, KS Posts: 140	lmao hahahaha lmao well since im done peein in my pants now!!!!! that gave a goot chuckle. heh, nice reply darcy, ur so crazy.

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Ginger commander bun-bun Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Florida Posts: 10,182	great joke thanks you made my day!! __________________ don't you be wastin' all your money on syrup and honey because i'm sweet enough Life is short, Break the rules, Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly, Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably, And never regret anything that made you smile.

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city_ndn_gurl "that's Crazy Talk" Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Mile High City Posts: 76	Ha damn that was a goot one. i almost pissed in my pants. Im a nurse and i just hope and pray that, that will never happen to me. __________________ Swish and Sway the Way!

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