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Old 02-25-2005, 12:50 PM   #1 (permalink)
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I decided that I needed a few days off and I realized that I ran out of vacation time already. I figured the best way to get the Boss to send me home was to act a little crazy. I figured he'd think I was burning out and give me some time off.

I went into work early the other day and began hanging upside down from the ceiling.

Just then one of my coworkers (she's a blonde...it'll be important later) came in and asked me what I was doing.

"Shh," I said, "I'm acting crazy to get days off. I'm a light bulb."

A second later the Boss walked by and asked me what I was doing.

"I'm a light bulb!" I exclaimed.

"You're going crazy," he said. "Take a few days off."

With that, I jumped down and started walking out.

The blonde started following me and the Boss asked where she was going.

"I can't work in the dark," she said.

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Old 02-26-2005, 01:42 AM   #2 (permalink)
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