Blonde Parking

**nt_inuk** · 02-22-2005, 11:44 AM

Norman and his wife live in Minneapolis.

One winter morning while listening to the radio, they hear the announcer say, "We are going to have 8 to 10 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even numbered side of the street, so the snowplow can get through."

Norman's wife goes out and moves her car.

A week later while they are eating breakfast, the radio announcer says, "We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the odd numbered side of the street, so the snowplow can get through."

Norman's wife goes out and moves her car again. The next week they are having breakfast again, when the radio announcer says "We are expecting 12 to 14 inches of snow today. You must park..." then the electric power goes out and Norman's wife is very upset.

With a worried look on her face she says, "Honey, I don't know what to do. Which side of the street do I need to park on so the plow can get through?"

With all the love and understanding in his voice that only a man who is married to a blonde can exhibit, Norman says, "Why don't you just leave it in the garage this time?"

Leslie Stonechild · 02-22-2005, 12:25 PM

With all the love and understanding in his voice that only a man who is married can exhibit, Norman says, "Why don't you just leave it in the garage this time?"

Maybe this needs to apply to all woman

I best be careful or I'll get shot!

**nt_inuk** · 02-22-2005, 12:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Leslie Stonechild

With all the love and understanding in his voice that only a man who is married can exhibit, Norman says, "Why don't you just leave it in the garage this time?"
Maybe this needs to apply to all woman
I best be careful or I'll get shot!

Leslie Stonechild · 02-22-2005, 07:05 PM

A little resentment sometimes during the day, I just can't explain it but you know how some days are!

I work with women all day and I go home to a house of women and blonde or not, they are simply women.

**nt_inuk** · 02-22-2005, 07:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Leslie Stonechild

A little resentment sometimes during the day, I just can't explain it but you know how some days are!

I work with women all day and I go home to a house of women and blonde or not, they are simply women.

no worries

it's all goooot

**badmaninc** · 02-23-2005, 01:30 AM

Good one dude.

**nt_inuk** · 02-23-2005, 12:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by badmaninc

Good one dude.

^ 5 dooooooooodles

Pomo-granite · 02-23-2005, 12:34 PM

riot. guut one.

02-22-2005, 11:44 AM	#1 (permalink)
nt_inuk Shmiles With Eskimo Pride Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Northwest Territories, Canada Posts: 5,321 Blog Entries: 1	Blonde Parking Norman and his wife live in Minneapolis. One winter morning while listening to the radio, they hear the announcer say, "We are going to have 8 to 10 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even numbered side of the street, so the snowplow can get through." Norman's wife goes out and moves her car. A week later while they are eating breakfast, the radio announcer says, "We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the odd numbered side of the street, so the snowplow can get through." Norman's wife goes out and moves her car again. The next week they are having breakfast again, when the radio announcer says "We are expecting 12 to 14 inches of snow today. You must park..." then the electric power goes out and Norman's wife is very upset. With a worried look on her face she says, "Honey, I don't know what to do. Which side of the street do I need to park on so the plow can get through?" With all the love and understanding in his voice that only a man who is married to a blonde can exhibit, Norman says, "Why don't you just leave it in the garage this time?" __________________ Inuk* "A person who works with their hands is a laborer, A person who works with their hands & their brain is a craftsman, A person who works with their brain & their heart ... is an Artist".

02-22-2005, 12:25 PM	#2 (permalink)
Leslie Stonechild Junior Dancer Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Red Deer AB Posts: 158	blondes or all woman With all the love and understanding in his voice that only a man who is *married* can exhibit, Norman says, "Why don't you just leave it in the garage this time?" Maybe this needs to apply to all *woman* I best be careful or I'll get shot! __________________ Where's the Pow-wow at????

02-22-2005, 07:05 PM	#4 (permalink)
Leslie Stonechild Junior Dancer Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Red Deer AB Posts: 158	So Sorry A little resentment sometimes during the day, I just can't explain it but you know how some days are! I work with women all day and I go home to a house of women and blonde or not, they are simply women. __________________ Where's the Pow-wow at????

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