Girl's night out ...

**nt_inuk** · 02-18-2005, 11:59 AM

Girls' Night Out

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Why females should avoid a girls night after they are married:

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The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls."

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I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!"

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Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy. Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times.

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Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution (even when totally smashed), in order to escape a possible conflict with him.

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The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him "Midnight".

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He didn't seem pissed off at all. Whew! Got away with that one! Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock."

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When I asked him why, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, "Oh ****.", cuckooed 4 more times, cleared it's throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted."

LMEBO

OMG

LMEBO

**AngelFeather** · 02-18-2005, 02:08 PM

LMFAO thats the best i ahve seen fer awhile here... rofl
High 5 GF!!

**middle of the sky** · 02-18-2005, 02:21 PM

did you have a camera at my house last night?

**nt_inuk** · 02-18-2005, 02:55 PM

lmebo

Leslie Stonechild · 02-18-2005, 06:40 PM

I need to wipe the spit off the monitor here at work. Geesh I almost farted laughing at this one!

Woman think they never fart! hahahahahahahaaa!

**First Lady** · 02-18-2005, 06:58 PM

LMAO!!!! Dang Girl! You're way too tricky!!!

Props for tryin'!!!

*Brown Eyed Gurl* · 02-18-2005, 07:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by middle of the sky

did you have a camera at my house last night?

Darts?...lol

Goot one

**Joe's Dad** · 02-18-2005, 07:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Leslie Stonechild

I need to wipe the spit off the monitor here at work. Geesh I almost farted laughing at this one!

Woman think they never fart! hahahahahahahaaa!

Women do not fart....they poot!
They say "scuze me, I pooted!!!!

<----That's my dawg!

Pomo-granite · 02-18-2005, 07:12 PM

i do that on a nightly basis so guess it's a guy thang to.
thats a good one man.

**nt_inuk** · 02-18-2005, 07:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Leslie Stonechild

I need to wipe the spit off the monitor here at work. Geesh I almost farted laughing at this one!

Woman think they never fart! hahahahahahahaaa!

OMG

**nt_inuk** · 02-18-2005, 07:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Joe's Dad

Women do not fart....they poot!
They say "scuze me, I pooted!!!!

<----That's my dawg!

@ pooted

02-18-2005, 11:59 AM	#1 (permalink)
nt_inuk Shmiles With Eskimo Pride Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Northwest Territories, Canada Posts: 5,321 Blog Entries: 1	Girl's night out ... Girls' Night Out * Why females should avoid a girls night after they are married: * The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls." * I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!" * Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy. Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times. * Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution (even when totally smashed), in order to escape a possible conflict with him. * The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him "Midnight". * He didn't seem pissed off at all. Whew! Got away with that one! Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock." * When I asked him why, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, "Oh **.", cuckooed 4 more times, cleared it's throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted." LMEBO OMG LMEBO** __________________ Inuk* "A person who works with their hands is a laborer, A person who works with their hands & their brain is a craftsman, A person who works with their brain & their heart ... is an Artist".

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nt_inuk Shmiles With Eskimo Pride Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Northwest Territories, Canada Posts: 5,321 Blog Entries: 1	lmebo __________________ Inuk* "A person who works with their hands is a laborer, A person who works with their hands & their brain is a craftsman, A person who works with their brain & their heart ... is an Artist".

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