The Husband Store.....

**50cal** · 02-15-2005, 01:42 PM

Recently a "Husband Super Store" opened where women could go to choose a
husband from among many men.
It was laid out in five floors, with the men increasing in positive
attributes as you ascended. The only rule was,
once you opened the door to any floor, you HAD to choose a man from that
floor; if you went up a floor, you
couldn't go back down except to leave the place, never to return. A couple
of girlfriends went to the shopping
center to find some husbands...

First floor

The door had a sign saying "These men have jobs and love kids"
The women read the sign and said,

"Well, that's better than not having a job or not loving kids, but I
wonder what's further up?"

So up they went.

Second floor

The sign read "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, and are
extremely good looking." "Hm mm," said the ladies, "But, I wonder
what's further up?"

Third floor

This sign read, "These men have high paying jobs, are extremely
good looking, love kids and help with the housework." "Wow," said
the
women, "Very tempting." But there was another floor, so further up
they went.

Fourth floor

This door had a sign saying "These men have high paying jobs, love
kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a
strong romantic streak." "Oh, mercy me," they cried, "Just think
what must be awaiting us further on! So up to the fifth floor they
went.

Fifth floor

The sign on that door said, "This floor is empty and exists only to
prove that women are impossible
to please. The exit is to your left, we hope you fall down the
stairs."

Mr Bo Jangles · 02-15-2005, 03:50 PM

Ladies......just so you know.

Mr bo Jangles is Fourth Floor material.

AYE!

..or was that "Bargain Basement" material?

LMAO!

**nt_inuk** · 02-17-2005, 07:49 PM

lmebo so much i had to get

out

lmebo

*Brown Eyed Gurl* · 02-18-2005, 03:20 AM

LOL

**WocusWoman** · 02-18-2005, 03:31 AM

lol

**Ta'neeszahnii Techno** · 02-18-2005, 10:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr Bo Jangles

Ladies......just so you know.

Mr bo Jangles is Fourth Floor material.

AYE!

..or was that "Bargain Basement" material?

LMAO!

Mr. Bo, I think the ladies are waiting for the winter clearance sale to begin ... 75% off.

Mr Bo Jangles · 02-18-2005, 01:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ta'neeszahnii Techno

Mr. Bo, I think the ladies are waiting for the winter clearance sale to begin ... 75% off.

50% off....60% off....75% off......long as someone takes it off!!

aye!!

LMAO!

**nt_inuk** · 02-18-2005, 02:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr Bo Jangles

50% off....60% off....75% off......long as someone takes it off!!
aye!! LMAO!

Pomo-granite · 02-18-2005, 07:19 PM

now {thats} funny

Mr Bo Jangles · 07-11-2007, 07:31 PM

Dang this thread died TOO SOON!!

....I had ya'll laughin....and now....nothing?

No more comments?

I think 50 was tryin to pitch a sale on you ladies out there.

ya'll need to holla at "fitty"

aye!

**APACHEFIRE** · 08-07-2007, 07:06 AM

**LAUGHING**well, personally i stopped at the second floor(but sure was hoping that fella had as good a love streak as i do) thats much better than being extremely good looking in my book.

**Dweick** · 08-08-2007, 01:25 AM

I'm not a risk taker I would have stopped on the first floor thats good enough for me.

**APACHEFIRE** · 08-08-2007, 12:44 PM

actually, i dont know why i would even go into that store! im not looking for a husband! *laughing*

whitewave · 08-08-2007, 01:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dweick

02-15-2005, 01:42 PM	#1 (permalink)
50cal Natural Born Killer...... Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Looking for some bad guys... Posts: 7,332	The Husband Store..... Recently a "Husband Super Store" opened where women could go to choose a husband from among many men. It was laid out in five floors, with the men increasing in positive attributes as you ascended. The only rule was, once you opened the door to any floor, you HAD to choose a man from that floor; if you went up a floor, you couldn't go back down except to leave the place, never to return. A couple of girlfriends went to the shopping center to find some husbands... First floor The door had a sign saying "These men have jobs and love kids" The women read the sign and said, "Well, that's better than not having a job or not loving kids, but I wonder what's further up?" So up they went. Second floor The sign read "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, and are extremely good looking." "Hm mm," said the ladies, "But, I wonder what's further up?" Third floor This sign read, "These men have high paying jobs, are extremely good looking, love kids and help with the housework." "Wow," said the women, "Very tempting." But there was another floor, so further up they went. Fourth floor This door had a sign saying "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak." "Oh, mercy me," they cried, "Just think what must be awaiting us further on! So up to the fifth floor they went. Fifth floor The sign on that door said, "This floor is empty and exists only to prove that women are impossible to please. The exit is to your left, we hope you fall down the stairs." __________________ "Sweat dries, blood clots, bones heal. Suck it up. Be a Marine"

02-15-2005, 03:50 PM	#2 (permalink)
Mr Bo Jangles Member since March 2000. Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Sunny, downtown, middle of no where... Posts: 699	Ladies......just so you know. Mr bo Jangles is Fourth Floor material. AYE! ..or was that "Bargain Basement" material? LMAO! __________________ "This next song goes out to some girls in dot com. They don't know who they are, but, it doesn't really matter anyway." "When the God's wish to punish us, they grant our prayers." O. Wilde

02-17-2005, 07:49 PM	#3 (permalink)
nt_inuk Shmiles With Eskimo Pride Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Northwest Territories, Canada Posts: 5,321 Blog Entries: 1	lmebo so much i had to get out lmebo __________________ Inuk* "A person who works with their hands is a laborer, A person who works with their hands & their brain is a craftsman, A person who works with their brain & their heart ... is an Artist".

02-18-2005, 03:20 AM	#4 (permalink)
Brown Eyed Gurl ~Brown Sugar~ Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Go Canucks! Posts: 62,411 Blog Entries: 1	LOL __________________ ...GoT GreaSe?... www.Grease.It.Ayye.com RezinInc Kalilsha

07-11-2007, 07:31 PM	#10 (permalink)
Mr Bo Jangles Member since March 2000. Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Sunny, downtown, middle of no where... Posts: 699	Dang this thread died TOO SOON!! ....I had ya'll laughin....and now....nothing? No more comments? I think 50 was tryin to pitch a sale on you ladies out there. ya'll need to holla at "fitty" aye! __________________ "This next song goes out to some girls in dot com. They don't know who they are, but, it doesn't really matter anyway." "When the God's wish to punish us, they grant our prayers." O. Wilde

02-18-2005, 03:31 AM	#5 (permalink)
WocusWoman N8tiffUmatillaMAMA Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Interior Alaska Posts: 2,737	lol

02-18-2005, 07:19 PM	#9 (permalink)
Pomo-granite Pow Wow Visitor Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: pomo countree Posts: 22	now {thats} funny

08-07-2007, 07:06 AM	#11 (permalink)
APACHEFIRE LIVE A GOOD DAY! Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: still in the state of laughter. Posts: 2,876 Blog Entries: 16	LAUGHINGwell, personally i stopped at the second floor(but sure was hoping that fella had as good a love streak as i do) thats much better than being extremely good looking in my book. __________________ _________________ PULL UP A ROCK WHILE I MAKE YOU SOME FRYBREAD....

08-08-2007, 01:25 AM	#12 (permalink)
Dweick Dweick Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Metro Detroit Area Posts: 4,051	I'm not a risk taker I would have stopped on the first floor thats good enough for me.

08-08-2007, 12:44 PM	#13 (permalink)
APACHEFIRE LIVE A GOOD DAY! Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: still in the state of laughter. Posts: 2,876 Blog Entries: 16	actually, i dont know why i would even go into that store! im not looking for a husband! laughing __________________ _________________ PULL UP A ROCK WHILE I MAKE YOU SOME FRYBREAD....