Newfie fingers

**nt_inuk** · 02-14-2005, 06:17 PM

Johnny was working at the fish plant in Carbonear when he accidentally cut off all ten of his fingers.

He went to the emergency room in St. John's and when he got there the doctor looked at Johnny and said "Let's have da fingers and I'll see what I can do."

Johnny said, "I haven't got da fingers."

"What do you mean, you haven't got da fingers?

Lord t'undrin Jesus it's 2004! We's got microsurgery and all kinds of incredible techniques. I could have put dem back on and made you like new! Why didn't you bring da fingers?"

Johnny says ... (Are you ready for this?????)
Remember this is a Newfie.

"How da fock was I suppose to pick dem up??

wyo_rose · 02-14-2005, 07:13 PM

**nt_inuk** · 02-15-2005, 07:10 PM

02-14-2005, 06:17 PM	#1 (permalink)
nt_inuk Shmiles With Eskimo Pride Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Northwest Territories, Canada Posts: 5,321 Blog Entries: 1	Newfie fingers Johnny was working at the fish plant in Carbonear when he accidentally cut off all ten of his fingers. He went to the emergency room in St. John's and when he got there the doctor looked at Johnny and said "Let's have da fingers and I'll see what I can do." Johnny said, "I haven't got da fingers." "What do you mean, you haven't got da fingers? Lord t'undrin Jesus it's 2004! We's got microsurgery and all kinds of incredible techniques. I could have put dem back on and made you like new! Why didn't you bring da fingers?" Johnny says ... (Are you ready for this?????) Remember this is a Newfie. "How da fock was I suppose to pick dem up?? __________________ Inuk* "A person who works with their hands is a laborer, A person who works with their hands & their brain is a craftsman, A person who works with their brain & their heart ... is an Artist".

02-15-2005, 07:10 PM	#3 (permalink)
nt_inuk Shmiles With Eskimo Pride Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Northwest Territories, Canada Posts: 5,321 Blog Entries: 1	__________________ Inuk* "A person who works with their hands is a laborer, A person who works with their hands & their brain is a craftsman, A person who works with their brain & their heart ... is an Artist".

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