Last Day on the Job:-)

*Brown Eyed Gurl* · 02-12-2005, 10:42 PM

* Dirty Joke *

It was the mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood.

When he arrived at the first house on his route he was greeted by the whole family there, who congratulated him and sent him on his way with a big gift envelope.

At the second house they presented him with a box of fine cigars.

The folks at the third house handed him a selection of terrific fishing lures.

At the fourth house he was met at the door by a strikingly beautiful woman in a revealing negligee.

She took him by the hand, gently led him through the door, and led him up the stairs to the bedroom where she blew his mind with the most passionate love he had ever experienced.

When he had had enough they went downstairs, where she fixed him a giant breakfast, eggs, potatoes, ham, sausage, blueberry waffles, and fresh squeezed orange juice.

When he was truly satisfied she poured him a cup of steaming coffee.

As she was pouring, he noticed a dollar bill sticking out from under the cup's bottom edge. "All this was just too wonderful for words," he said, "but what's the dollar for?"

"Well," she said, "last night, I told my husband that today would be your last day, and that we should do something special for you. I asked him what to give you."

He said, "Screw him, give him a dollar."

The lady then said, "The breakfast was my idea."

**Joe's Dad** · 02-12-2005, 11:11 PM

Dammmmn...............I wonder who posted this Joke?!!!

Goot one!

<----Joe

**Joe G** · 02-13-2005, 12:58 AM

**little wolf** · 02-13-2005, 10:43 AM

She had to be a blonde..

**nt_inuk** · 02-14-2005, 01:34 PM

* sputter sputter
* coffee goes everywhere
LMEBO

wyo_rose · 02-14-2005, 02:03 PM

*hands Inuk a napkin* *and a mop! jks*

**nt_inuk** · 02-14-2005, 02:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wyo_rose

*hands Inuk a napkin* *and a mop! jks*

thanks rose ... i needed that ... lmebo

02-12-2005, 10:42 PM	#1 (permalink)
Brown Eyed Gurl ~Brown Sugar~ Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Go Canucks! Posts: 62,411 Blog Entries: 1	Last Day on the Job:-) * Dirty Joke * It was the mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood. When he arrived at the first house on his route he was greeted by the whole family there, who congratulated him and sent him on his way with a big gift envelope. At the second house they presented him with a box of fine cigars. The folks at the third house handed him a selection of terrific fishing lures. At the fourth house he was met at the door by a strikingly beautiful woman in a revealing negligee. She took him by the hand, gently led him through the door, and led him up the stairs to the bedroom where she blew his mind with the most passionate love he had ever experienced. When he had had enough they went downstairs, where she fixed him a giant breakfast, eggs, potatoes, ham, sausage, blueberry waffles, and fresh squeezed orange juice. When he was truly satisfied she poured him a cup of steaming coffee. As she was pouring, he noticed a dollar bill sticking out from under the cup's bottom edge. "All this was just too wonderful for words," he said, "but what's the dollar for?" "Well," she said, "last night, I told my husband that today would be your last day, and that we should do something special for you. I asked him what to give you." He said, "Screw him, give him a dollar." The lady then said, "The breakfast was my idea." __________________ ...GoT GreaSe?... www.Grease.It.Ayye.com RezinInc Kalilsha

02-12-2005, 11:11 PM	#2 (permalink)
Joe's Dad Shhh...I'm watching TV Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: I'm right here! Posts: 8,658	Dammmmn...............I wonder who posted this Joke?!!! Goot one! <----Joe __________________ Why must I feel like that..why must I chase the cat?

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little wolf KB Supporter Join Date: May 2004 Location: Social Circle, Georgia Posts: 2,108	She had to be a blonde.. __________________

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nt_inuk Shmiles With Eskimo Pride Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Northwest Territories, Canada Posts: 5,321 Blog Entries: 1	* sputter sputter * coffee goes everywhere LMEBO __________________ Inuk* "A person who works with their hands is a laborer, A person who works with their hands & their brain is a craftsman, A person who works with their brain & their heart ... is an Artist".

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