Knock Knock Jokes

wa-zha-zhe · 02-12-2005, 06:14 PM

I was wanting to hear your best knock knock joke?
Here's mine. Knock Knock-Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Ah, you don't have to cry about it.

*Brown Eyed Gurl* · 02-12-2005, 10:18 PM

Knock Knocks....

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Anita!
Anita who?
Anita you like I need a hole in the head!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Axl!
Axl who?
Axl me nicely and I might just tell you!

Beaded_mocs · 02-13-2005, 02:36 AM

Knock Knock
Who's There?
nunya
Who?
nunya business

**little wolf** · 02-13-2005, 10:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Beaded_mocs

nunya

Ha! Thats what I tell people when they ask me something that ain't their business! Or when I'm going some where I tell them I'm going to see a man about a dog..

wa-zha-zhe · 02-14-2005, 02:03 AM

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Value.
Value who?
Value be my Valentine?
HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY!!!!

wyo_rose · 02-14-2005, 02:08 PM

Knock knock
Who's there
Ida
Ida who
Ida love to be your Valentine!!

wa-zha-zhe · 02-14-2005, 03:35 PM

LOL...wyo rose

wyo_rose · 02-14-2005, 03:53 PM

knock knock
who's there
Shirley
Shirley Who
Shirley you'll be mine!

wyo_rose · 02-14-2005, 04:03 PM

knock knock
who's there
Olive
Olive who?
Olive you!

I got a million of 'em. JKS

wyo_rose · 02-14-2005, 04:04 PM

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Cantaloupe
Cantaloupe who?
Cantaloupe with you tonight!

wyo_rose · 02-14-2005, 04:07 PM

Knock knock
Who's there?
Arthur
Arthur who?
Arthur any chocolates left for me?

wyo_rose · 02-14-2005, 04:11 PM

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Venice !
Venice who ?
Venice your wife coming home ?

Just joking!

wyo_rose · 02-14-2005, 04:12 PM

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Aardvark !
Aardvark who ?
Aardvark a million miles for one of your smiles !

wyo_rose · 02-14-2005, 04:15 PM

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Alfalfa
Alfalfa who ?
Alfalfa you if you fall for me !

wyo_rose · 02-14-2005, 04:18 PM

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Sherwood
Sherwood who?
Sherwood like to meet you !

02-12-2005, 06:14 PM	#1 (permalink)
wa-zha-zhe Senior Dancer Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: pawhuska, ok Posts: 642	Knock Knock Jokes I was wanting to hear your best knock knock joke? Here's mine. Knock Knock-Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Ah, you don't have to cry about it. __________________ wa-zha-zhe

02-12-2005, 10:18 PM	#2 (permalink)
Brown Eyed Gurl ~Brown Sugar~ Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Go Canucks! Posts: 62,411 Blog Entries: 1	Knock Knocks.... Knock Knock Who's there? Anita! Anita who? Anita you like I need a hole in the head! Knock Knock Who's there? Axl! Axl who? Axl me nicely and I might just tell you! __________________ ...GoT GreaSe?... www.Grease.It.Ayye.com RezinInc Kalilsha

02-13-2005, 02:36 AM	#3 (permalink)
Beaded_mocs Tiny Tot Dancer Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: turtle island Posts: 67	Knock Knock Who's There? nunya Who? nunya business __________________ "You know, sometimes it's a good day to die, and sometimes it's a good day to dance."

02-14-2005, 02:03 AM	#5 (permalink)
wa-zha-zhe Senior Dancer Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: pawhuska, ok Posts: 642	Knock Knock. Who's there? Value. Value who? Value be my Valentine? HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY!!!! __________________ wa-zha-zhe

02-14-2005, 03:35 PM	#7 (permalink)
wa-zha-zhe Senior Dancer Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: pawhuska, ok Posts: 642	LOL...wyo rose __________________ wa-zha-zhe

02-14-2005, 02:08 PM	#6 (permalink)
wyo_rose Teenah's Too Cool Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Fort Washakie Posts: 8,037 Blog Entries: 2	Knock knock Who's there Ida Ida who Ida love to be your Valentine!!

02-14-2005, 03:53 PM	#8 (permalink)
wyo_rose Teenah's Too Cool Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Fort Washakie Posts: 8,037 Blog Entries: 2	knock knock who's there Shirley Shirley Who Shirley you'll be mine!

02-14-2005, 04:03 PM	#9 (permalink)
wyo_rose Teenah's Too Cool Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Fort Washakie Posts: 8,037 Blog Entries: 2	knock knock who's there Olive Olive who? Olive you! I got a million of 'em. JKS

02-14-2005, 04:04 PM	#10 (permalink)
wyo_rose Teenah's Too Cool Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Fort Washakie Posts: 8,037 Blog Entries: 2	Knock Knock Who's there? Cantaloupe Cantaloupe who? Cantaloupe with you tonight!

02-14-2005, 04:07 PM	#11 (permalink)
wyo_rose Teenah's Too Cool Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Fort Washakie Posts: 8,037 Blog Entries: 2	Knock knock Who's there? Arthur Arthur who? Arthur any chocolates left for me?

02-14-2005, 04:11 PM	#12 (permalink)
wyo_rose Teenah's Too Cool Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Fort Washakie Posts: 8,037 Blog Entries: 2	Knock Knock Who's there ! Venice ! Venice who ? Venice your wife coming home ? Just joking!

02-14-2005, 04:12 PM	#13 (permalink)
wyo_rose Teenah's Too Cool Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Fort Washakie Posts: 8,037 Blog Entries: 2	Knock Knock! Who's there? Aardvark ! Aardvark who ? Aardvark a million miles for one of your smiles !

02-14-2005, 04:15 PM	#14 (permalink)
wyo_rose Teenah's Too Cool Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Fort Washakie Posts: 8,037 Blog Entries: 2	Knock Knock Who's there? Alfalfa Alfalfa who ? Alfalfa you if you fall for me !

02-14-2005, 04:18 PM	#15 (permalink)
wyo_rose Teenah's Too Cool Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Fort Washakie Posts: 8,037 Blog Entries: 2	Knock Knock Who's there? Sherwood Sherwood who? Sherwood like to meet you !