kitchemanitou

This is funny in a "Oh, for heaven's sake!" kind of way.

(By the way, it's a groaner joke)



There once was an Indian whose given name was "Onestone", so named
because he had only one testicle. He hated that name and asked everyone not
to call him Onestone. After years and years of torment, Onestone finally
cracked and said, "If anyone calls me Onestone again I will kill them!"

The word got around and nobody called him that any more. Then one day a
young woman named Blue Bird forgot and said, "Good morning, Onestone."

He jumped up, grabbed her and took her deep into the forest where he made
love to her all day and all night. He made love to her all the next day,
until Blue Bird died from exhaustion.

The word got around that Onestone meant what he promised he would do.

Years went by and no one dared call him by his given name until a woman
named Yellow Bird returned to the village after being away for many years.
Yellow Bird, who was Blue Bird's cousin, was overjoyed when she saw
Onestone. She hugged him and said, "Good to see you, Onestone."

Onestone grabbed her, took her deep into the forest, then he made love to
her all day, made love to her all night, made love to her all the next
day, made love to her all the next night, but Yellow Bird wouldn't die!

What is the moral of this story?

OH, 'Come on'...take a guess!


And the moral is



"YOU CAN'T KILL TWO BIRDS WITH ONESTONE!"

Leslie Stonechild

OMG......i am gonna copy and paste this one and send to all my relations! Get it Stonechild is my last name! ANything with stone it is funny!

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AngelFeather

LMFAO..... hahaha Ohhh geees... that is a good 1..