~pathwalker~

20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with That.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone Has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch To Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Sexual Favors"

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."

8. Don't use any punctuation

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Ask People What Sex They Are. Laugh Hysterically After They Answer.

11. Specify That Your Drive-Through Order Is "To Go."

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play Tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.

16. Have Your Coworkers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, "The Rock."

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"

18 When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking Lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity.......

20. Make Someone Smile.. Its Called Therapy...

AngelFeather

LMAO those wer good ones... Imma try 1, 5 17 and 19..

#1 is gonna be as funny as hell , cause I have a pontiac bonneville (white) and when im driving behind sumone they ALWAYS slow down...thinking i am the police... then i pass them and SMILE real big... one night my daughter had this whistle and it lit up.. same colors as police lights and blinks the same too.. anyway.. we driving down the highway and no kidding about 4 people pulled to the side of the road and stopped.. LOL..of course we just kept driving, so the blow dryer thing.. i could only imagine.. LOL.

middle of the sky

i kinda do number 8 and i think ill try a couple of those other ones...when me and my kids walk back from powwow night we go past this restaurant's big window and spin around like ballroom dancers....all in single file indian style....it is fun to act crazy

~pathwalker~

Hey , Have you caught anyone with the blowdryer yet? JK, LOL....

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Singing Otter

LOLOLOL How bout I haaaaave to try #6. ROTFLMAO

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wyo_rose

I can't wait to do #3. My ex boss is still giving me 'orders' all the time.

Then I'll finish talking to him with #7, in accordance with the prophesy. too cool...


And #17!!!!! That's just NUTS!!! Wish I had an ATM card!

nt_inuk

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"A person who works with their hands is a laborer,

A person who works with their hands & their brain is a craftsman,

A person who works with their brain & their heart ... is an Artist".

NIGHTSPIRIT

I Should Of Known That Your Choctaw.(chibaw)

~pathwalker~

Nice ta meet ya. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^Hard for me ta find other Choctaw on here.

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