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cr_dakota_chic · 02-10-2005, 11:05 AM

Two ninety-year old Dakota men, Joe and Sam, have been friends all their lives. It seems that Sam is dying, so Joe comes to visit him. "Sam," says Joe, "You know how we have both loved to sing and dance all our lives. Sam, you have do me one favour. When you go, somehow you've got to tell me if there are powwows in heaven." Sam looks up at Joe from his deathbed and says, "Joe, you've been my friend many years. This favour I'll do for you." And with that, Sam passes on. It is midnight a couple nights later. Joe is sound asleep when a distant voice calls out to him, "Hey Joe.... Joe...." "Who is it?" says Joe sitting up suddenly. "Who is it?" "Joe, it's me Sam." "Come on. You're not Sam. Sam died." "I'm telling you," insists the voice. "It's me, Sam!" Sam? Is that you? Where are you?" "I'm in heaven," says Sam, "and I've got to tell you, I've got some good news and some bad news." "Tell me the good news first," says Joe. "The good news," says Sam "is that there are powwows in heaven. You should see the grand entries. They are really keen!" "Really?" says Joe, "That's wonderful! What's the bad news?" They got you down as Head Singer on Saturday!"

this Joke is kinda funny but not all that good i think.

**badmaninc** · 02-11-2005, 12:51 AM

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Originally Posted by cr_dakota_chic

Two ninety-year old Dakota men, Joe and Sam, have been friends all their lives. It seems that Sam is dying, so Joe comes to visit him. "Sam," says Joe, "You know how we have both loved to sing and dance all our lives. Sam, you have do me one favour. When you go, somehow you've got to tell me if there are powwows in heaven." Sam looks up at Joe from his deathbed and says, "Joe, you've been my friend many years. This favour I'll do for you." And with that, Sam passes on. It is midnight a couple nights later. Joe is sound asleep when a distant voice calls out to him, "Hey Joe.... Joe...." "Who is it?" says Joe sitting up suddenly. "Who is it?" "Joe, it's me Sam." "Come on. You're not Sam. Sam died." "I'm telling you," insists the voice. "It's me, Sam!" Sam? Is that you? Where are you?" "I'm in heaven," says Sam, "and I've got to tell you, I've got some good news and some bad news." "Tell me the good news first," says Joe. "The good news," says Sam "is that there are powwows in heaven. You should see the grand entries. They are really keen!" "Really?" says Joe, "That's wonderful! What's the bad news?" They got you down as Head Singer on Saturday!"

this Joke is kinda funny but not all that good i think.

Makes me glad I'm not a lead singer, dude.

**Joe's Dad** · 02-11-2005, 01:08 AM

It's good!

<----Joe

ABgrassdancer · 02-11-2005, 03:00 AM

Thats a pretty funny joke i got to say

How did u make it u or did u hear it from somone?

02-10-2005, 11:05 AM	#1 (permalink)
cr_dakota_chic siNa mNi WiN Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Portible Potty Posts: 81 Blog Entries: 2	Powwow Heaven Two ninety-year old Dakota men, Joe and Sam, have been friends all their lives. It seems that Sam is dying, so Joe comes to visit him. "Sam," says Joe, "You know how we have both loved to sing and dance all our lives. Sam, you have do me one favour. When you go, somehow you've got to tell me if there are powwows in heaven." Sam looks up at Joe from his deathbed and says, "Joe, you've been my friend many years. This favour I'll do for you." And with that, Sam passes on. It is midnight a couple nights later. Joe is sound asleep when a distant voice calls out to him, "Hey Joe.... Joe...." "Who is it?" says Joe sitting up suddenly. "Who is it?" "Joe, it's me Sam." "Come on. You're not Sam. Sam died." "I'm telling you," insists the voice. "It's me, Sam!" Sam? Is that you? Where are you?" "I'm in heaven," says Sam, "and I've got to tell you, I've got some good news and some bad news." "Tell me the good news first," says Joe. "The good news," says Sam "is that there are powwows in heaven. You should see the grand entries. They are really keen!" "Really?" says Joe, "That's wonderful! What's the bad news?" They got you down as Head Singer on Saturday!" this Joke is kinda funny but not all that good i think.

02-11-2005, 01:08 AM	#3 (permalink)
Joe's Dad Shhh...I'm watching TV Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: I'm right here! Posts: 8,658	It's good! <----Joe __________________ Why must I feel like that..why must I chase the cat?

02-11-2005, 03:00 AM	#4 (permalink)
ABgrassdancer ~~~Teen Grass Dancer~~~ Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: In a house Posts: 248	Joke Thats a pretty funny joke i got to say How did u make it u or did u hear it from somone?

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