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Old 02-05-2005, 02:09 AM   #1 (permalink)
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A Walk On the Beach

An Indian Man was walking on the beach one day and stumbled on to what he thought was a jar. He picked it up and was rubbing the dry mud off of it when all of the sudden, Poof!!!! Out come a large Genie! This Genie was very thankful to the Indian Man and proceded to tell the Indian Man that a Genie that was more powerful than he had casted him into this lamp for over a century and to show his gratitude to this Indian Man for releasing him, he would grant the Indian Man three wishes. The Indian Man thought and told the Genie, "I would sure like to own a Brand New Cadilac Escalade". Poof!!!! The Indian Man was sitting in a 2005 Cadilac Escalade. "AH-HO", shouted the Indian Man. The Genie asked if his new master was ready to make his second wish? The Indian Man thought about for a little while and told the Genie that he thought that white people had made in this world. He asked the Genie to turn him into a white man. The Genie said, "are you sure that's what you want?" The Indian Man said, "Ho-weh, I'm sure". The Genie "O.K. then". Poof!!!! Turn him into a White Man. The Genie said, "You have one final wish". The Indian Man said,"I don't ever want to have to work again". Poof!!!! Turned him back into a Indian Man!
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Old 02-05-2005, 05:23 PM   #2 (permalink)
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oh crap that's funny
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Old 02-06-2005, 01:20 AM   #3 (permalink)
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An Indian Man was walking on the beach one day and stumbled on to what he thought was a jar. He picked it up and was rubbing the dry mud off of it when all of the sudden, Poof!!!! Out come a large Genie! This Genie was very thankful to the Indian Man and proceded to tell the Indian Man that a Genie that was more powerful than he had casted him into this lamp for over a century and to show his gratitude to this Indian Man for releasing him, he would grant the Indian Man three wishes. The Indian Man thought and told the Genie, "I would sure like to own a Brand New Cadilac Escalade". Poof!!!! The Indian Man was sitting in a 2005 Cadilac Escalade. "AH-HO", shouted the Indian Man. The Genie asked if his new master was ready to make his second wish? The Indian Man thought about for a little while and told the Genie that he thought that white people had made in this world. He asked the Genie to turn him into a white man. The Genie said, "are you sure that's what you want?" The Indian Man said, "Ho-weh, I'm sure". The Genie "O.K. then". Poof!!!! Turn him into a White Man. The Genie said, "You have one final wish". The Indian Man said,"I don't ever want to have to work again". Poof!!!! Turned him back into a Indian Man!
I have to give credit to Hammond Motah, Master of Ceremonies, Extradonaire.
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Old 02-06-2005, 04:36 AM   #4 (permalink)
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i had a nightmare i was a whiteman the other night..i had hair on my arms, legs, back and even my butt.... the only place i didnt have hair was on my head... and i had to get a job and be on time even...






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Old 02-06-2005, 09:17 AM   #5 (permalink)
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i had a nightmare i was a whiteman the other night..i had hair on my arms, legs, back and even my butt.... the only place i didnt have hair was on my head... and i had to get a job and be on time even...






thats from that burnstick guy...
most definitly a nightmare. LOL, that's funny!
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yeah deffentily a nightmare....lol

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ok this has nothing to do with this thread but I had a dream that I was a Mission Impossable Girl in a nurses uniform crawling around places looking for a lock that goes with a key I had aroind my neck. when I woke up I kept humming that damnnn song. I had to get that out.
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