A hunting we go ...

**nt_inuk** · 01-27-2005, 05:51 PM

A newfie went hunting one day in Ontario and bagged three ducks. He put them in the bed of his pickup truck and was about to drive home when he was confronted by a game warden who didn't like newfies.
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The game warden ordered the newfie to show his hunting license, and the newfie pulled out a valid Ontario hunting license. The game warden looked at the license, then reached over and picked up one of the ducks, sniffed its butt, and said, "This duck ain't from Ontario. This is a Quebec duck. You got a Quebec huntin' license, boy?"
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The newfie reached into his wallet and produced a Quebec hunting license.
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The game warden looked at it, then reached over and grabbed the second duck, sniffed its butt, and said "This ain't no Quebec duck.
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This duck's from Manitoba. You got a Manitoba license?"
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The newfie reached into his wallet and produced a Manitoba hunting license.
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The warden then reached over and picked up the third duck, sniffed its butt, and said, "This ain't no Manitoba duck.
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This here duck's from Nova Scotia. You got a Nova Scotia huntin' license?"
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Again the newfie reached into his wallet and brought out a Nova Scotia hunting license.
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The game warden was extremely frustrated at this point, and he yelled at the newfie "Just where the hell are you from?"
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The newfie turned around, bent over, dropped his pants, and said, "You tell me, you're the expert."

no birds were actually used in this joke

mountaindew · 01-27-2005, 09:06 PM

Your crazy jokes get me every time!! Keep them coming.

*Brown Eyed Gurl* · 01-27-2005, 09:28 PM

**AngelFeather** · 01-27-2005, 09:30 PM

*High 5 girl*

**nt_inuk** · 01-28-2005, 01:36 AM

i knew u'd love that one ... lmebo

ty

mountaindew

**little wolf** · 01-29-2005, 08:06 PM

inuk that was soooooooooooooo FUNNY!

**nt_inuk** · 01-31-2005, 11:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by little wolf

inuk that was soooooooooooooo FUNNY!

lmebo

^ 5 LW

heh heh heh

ps: hope ur feeling better

**middle of the sky** · 01-31-2005, 02:02 PM

howd that newfie get so smart?....

jk

**nt_inuk** · 01-31-2005, 02:52 PM

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Originally Posted by middle of the sky

howd that newfie get so smart?....

jk

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nt_inuk Shmiles With Eskimo Pride Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Northwest Territories, Canada Posts: 5,321 Blog Entries: 1	A hunting we go ... A newfie went hunting one day in Ontario and bagged three ducks. He put them in the bed of his pickup truck and was about to drive home when he was confronted by a game warden who didn't like newfies. * The game warden ordered the newfie to show his hunting license, and the newfie pulled out a valid Ontario hunting license. The game warden looked at the license, then reached over and picked up one of the ducks, sniffed its butt, and said, "This duck ain't from Ontario. This is a Quebec duck. You got a Quebec huntin' license, boy?" * The newfie reached into his wallet and produced a Quebec hunting license. * The game warden looked at it, then reached over and grabbed the second duck, sniffed its butt, and said "This ain't no Quebec duck. * This duck's from Manitoba. You got a Manitoba license?" * The newfie reached into his wallet and produced a Manitoba hunting license. * The warden then reached over and picked up the third duck, sniffed its butt, and said, "This ain't no Manitoba duck. * This here duck's from Nova Scotia. You got a Nova Scotia huntin' license?" * Again the newfie reached into his wallet and brought out a Nova Scotia hunting license. * The game warden was extremely frustrated at this point, and he yelled at the newfie "Just where the hell are you from?" * The newfie turned around, bent over, dropped his pants, and said, "You tell me, you're the expert." no birds were actually used in this joke __________________ Inuk* "A person who works with their hands is a laborer, A person who works with their hands & their brain is a craftsman, A person who works with their brain & their heart ... is an Artist".

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