Learn Chinese in 5 minutes

**AngelFeather** · 01-24-2005, 02:06 PM

directions: read these outloud

(English Phrase) I think you need a facelift

(Chinese Phrase) Chin Tu Fat

(English Phrase) Are you hiding a fugitive?

(Chinese Phrase) Hu Yu Hai Ding?

See me A.S.A.P.

Kum Hia Nao

Stupid Man

Dum Gai

Small Horse

Tai Ni Po Ni

Did you go to the beach?

Wai Yu So Tan?

I bumped into a coffee table

Ai Bang Mai Ni

It's very dark in here

Wai So Dim

This is a tow away zone

No Pah King

You are not very bright

Yu So Dum

I got this for free

Ai No Pei

I am not guilty!

Wai Hang Mi?

Please stay a while longer

Wai Go Nao?

They have arrived

Hai Dei Kum.

Stay out of sight

Lei Lo

He's cleaning his automobile

Wa Sing Ka.

Your body odor is offensive

Yu Stin Ki

I thought you were on a diet?

Wai Yu Mun Ching?

**nt_inuk** · 01-24-2005, 03:04 PM

taani · 01-24-2005, 03:49 PM

ummm not funny, sorry.

**middle of the sky** · 01-24-2005, 04:54 PM

lei lo...

the others were funny also..

**little wolf** · 01-27-2005, 07:13 AM

IrOqUoIs_FeMmE15 · 01-29-2005, 04:28 PM

it was cute

**Joe G** · 01-29-2005, 04:59 PM

This isn't PC! but sort of amusing, tho!
Sincerely,
Yao Ming

A.J · 01-31-2005, 12:50 AM

it was funny.

Little Sister8 · 01-31-2005, 05:20 AM

That took me a second to figure out cause I didn't say them outloud till I got to the end. Once I made sense of it I was lol

taani · 01-31-2005, 10:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by colonah04

This isn't PC! but sort of amusing, tho!
Sincerely,
Yao Ming

I know this isn't PC. But I, personally, am offended. Just wanted to speak my mind like everyone else on this board. That's all.

**AngelFeather** · 01-31-2005, 02:27 PM

well it wasnt meant to offend anyone.. the truth is that i got it from a friend of mine who happens to be Chinese...
Its great when one has the ability to laff at himself...and even greater when people understand it.

taani · 01-31-2005, 02:37 PM

Not all ppls are the same. Maybe I'm just taking it too seriously but growing up...being laughed at and made fun of all the time wasn't fun.

And some ppl say it's 'okay' for a Chinese person to make fun of THEIR OWN ETHNICITY because THEY'RE Chinese just like it's 'okay' for African Americans can say *igga, ya know?

sorry to get off-subject, just thought it was a little insensitive just like we don't like other ethnicities making fun of us, get it?

**AngelFeather** · 01-31-2005, 02:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by taani

Not all ppls are the same. Maybe I'm just taking it too seriously but growing up...being laughed at and made fun of all the time wasn't fun.

And some ppl say it's 'okay' for a Chinese person to make fun of THEIR OWN ETHNICITY because THEY'RE Chinese just like it's 'okay' for African Americans can say *igga, ya know?

sorry to get off-subject, just thought it was a little insensitive just like we don't like other ethnicities making fun of us, get it?

No one likes to be made fun of or laughed at but we must also be able to be comefortable with ourselves as well so that when people do attempt to insult us we dont take it seriously.
It is also important to acknowlede in the way in which the joke is made... is it out of spite and ignorance or is it out of pure fun and just wanna have a laugh without having it be at the expense of another person. The later was Not my intention
so i do get ya and well all i can say is, it wasnt my intention.

WarriorBabe87 · 01-31-2005, 08:56 PM

lol, coolcool

01-24-2005, 02:06 PM	#1 (permalink)
AngelFeather Cloud Dancer Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Heaven Posts: 5,692	Learn Chinese in 5 minutes directions: read these outloud (English Phrase) I think you need a facelift (Chinese Phrase) Chin Tu Fat (English Phrase) Are you hiding a fugitive? (Chinese Phrase) Hu Yu Hai Ding? See me A.S.A.P. Kum Hia Nao Stupid Man Dum Gai Small Horse Tai Ni Po Ni Did you go to the beach? Wai Yu So Tan? I bumped into a coffee table Ai Bang Mai Ni It's very dark in here Wai So Dim This is a tow away zone No Pah King You are not very bright Yu So Dum I got this for free Ai No Pei I am not guilty! Wai Hang Mi? Please stay a while longer Wai Go Nao? They have arrived Hai Dei Kum. Stay out of sight Lei Lo He's cleaning his automobile Wa Sing Ka. Your body odor is offensive Yu Stin Ki I thought you were on a diet? Wai Yu Mun Ching?

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taani UNBELIEVEABLE! Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Brooklyn, NY Posts: 323	ummm not funny, sorry.

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middle of the sky M...O...T...to the S! Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: westcoast Posts: 18,947 Blog Entries: 9	lei lo... the others were funny also..

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Joe G ~the REAL me~ Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Michigan Posts: 8,958	This isn't PC! but sort of amusing, tho! Sincerely, Yao Ming

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A.J Tiny Tot Dancer Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Victoria, BC Posts: 38	it was funny.

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Little Sister8 Rockstar Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: California Posts: 68	That took me a second to figure out cause I didn't say them outloud till I got to the end. Once I made sense of it I was lol

01-31-2005, 02:27 PM	#11 (permalink)
AngelFeather Cloud Dancer Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Heaven Posts: 5,692	well it wasnt meant to offend anyone.. the truth is that i got it from a friend of mine who happens to be Chinese... Its great when one has the ability to laff at himself...and even greater when people understand it.

01-31-2005, 02:37 PM	#12 (permalink)
taani UNBELIEVEABLE! Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Brooklyn, NY Posts: 323	Not all ppls are the same. Maybe I'm just taking it too seriously but growing up...being laughed at and made fun of all the time wasn't fun. And some ppl say it's 'okay' for a Chinese person to make fun of THEIR OWN ETHNICITY because THEY'RE Chinese just like it's 'okay' for African Americans can say *igga, ya know? sorry to get off-subject, just thought it was a little insensitive just like we don't like other ethnicities making fun of us, get it?

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WarriorBabe87 Senior Dancer Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 553	lol, coolcool

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