Sugar Cookies

**Ta'neeszahnii Techno** · 01-21-2005, 07:33 PM

An elderly man lay dying in his bed. In death's agony, he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favorite sugar cookies wafting up the stairs. He gathered enough strength to get out of bed. Leaning against the wall, he slowly made his way out of the bedroom.

With even greater effort, he forced his bony fingers to grab the handrail and he went down the stairs, one stumbling step at a time. With labored breath, he leaned against the door frame, gazing into the kitchen. Were it not for death's agony, he would have thought himself already in heaven.

There, on the kitchen table, spread out in rows upon wax paper, were literally hundreds of his favorite sugar cookies. Was it heaven? Or, was it one final act of heroic love from his devoted wife of 60 years, seeing to it that he left this world a happy man? Mustering one great final effort, he lunged toward the table, landing on his knees in a rumpled posture.

His parched lips were slightly parted. The wondrous taste of the cookie was already in his mouth; seemingly bringing him back to life. The aged and withered hand, driven by one last gritty effort, shakingly made its way towards a cookie at the edge of the table, when it was suddenly smacked with a spatula by his wife.

"Stay out of those," she said, "They're for the funeral!"

**Furiously-Fancy** · 01-21-2005, 07:36 PM

Ha! ha!I I hope that ain't me!!

**nt_inuk** · 01-21-2005, 07:42 PM

that's funny

goooot one techno

**Joe G** · 01-21-2005, 07:43 PM

Great one TT! sounds like the kind of women I usually attract! j/k

**Furiously-Fancy** · 01-21-2005, 07:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by colonah04

Great one TT! sounds like the kind of women I usually attract! j/k

What up C?? This couldn't happen to u !! u da man!!

**AngelFeather** · 01-21-2005, 08:02 PM

Ohh dear hehe... good 1

**little wolf** · 01-22-2005, 09:39 AM

Sounds like something that would happen to me!!!! lol

**middle of the sky** · 01-22-2005, 03:11 PM

sounds like something i would do...

*Brown Eyed Gurl* · 01-22-2005, 03:20 PM

HAHAHAAA...IM with Mots on that one

**eucheefolife** · 01-23-2005, 04:16 AM

lol

01-21-2005, 07:33 PM	#1 (permalink)
Ta'neeszahnii Techno PowWows.com Addicts Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Tsézhintah, AZ Posts: 7,326	Sugar Cookies An elderly man lay dying in his bed. In death's agony, he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favorite sugar cookies wafting up the stairs. He gathered enough strength to get out of bed. Leaning against the wall, he slowly made his way out of the bedroom. With even greater effort, he forced his bony fingers to grab the handrail and he went down the stairs, one stumbling step at a time. With labored breath, he leaned against the door frame, gazing into the kitchen. Were it not for death's agony, he would have thought himself already in heaven. There, on the kitchen table, spread out in rows upon wax paper, were literally hundreds of his favorite sugar cookies. Was it heaven? Or, was it one final act of heroic love from his devoted wife of 60 years, seeing to it that he left this world a happy man? Mustering one great final effort, he lunged toward the table, landing on his knees in a rumpled posture. His parched lips were slightly parted. The wondrous taste of the cookie was already in his mouth; seemingly bringing him back to life. The aged and withered hand, driven by one last gritty effort, shakingly made its way towards a cookie at the edge of the table, when it was suddenly smacked with a spatula by his wife. "Stay out of those," she said, "They're for the funeral!"

01-21-2005, 07:36 PM	#2 (permalink)
Furiously-Fancy PowWows.com Addicts Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Fort Washakie,WY Posts: 3,909	Ha! ha!I I hope that ain't me!! __________________ "I'd rather be @ a POW-WOW!"

01-21-2005, 07:42 PM	#3 (permalink)
nt_inuk Shmiles With Eskimo Pride Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Northwest Territories, Canada Posts: 5,321 Blog Entries: 1	lmebo that's funny goooot one techno __________________ Inuk* "A person who works with their hands is a laborer, A person who works with their hands & their brain is a craftsman, A person who works with their brain & their heart ... is an Artist".

01-22-2005, 09:39 AM	#7 (permalink)
little wolf KB Supporter Join Date: May 2004 Location: Social Circle, Georgia Posts: 2,108	Sounds like something that would happen to me!!!! lol __________________

01-22-2005, 03:20 PM	#9 (permalink)
Brown Eyed Gurl ~Brown Sugar~ Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Go Canucks! Posts: 62,411 Blog Entries: 1	HAHAHAAA...IM with Mots on that one __________________ ...GoT GreaSe?... www.Grease.It.Ayye.com RezinInc Kalilsha

01-21-2005, 07:43 PM	#4 (permalink)
Joe G ~the REAL me~ Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Michigan Posts: 8,958	Great one TT! sounds like the kind of women I usually attract! j/k

01-21-2005, 08:02 PM	#6 (permalink)
AngelFeather Cloud Dancer Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Heaven Posts: 5,692	Ohh dear hehe... good 1

01-22-2005, 03:11 PM	#8 (permalink)
middle of the sky M...O...T...to the S! Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: westcoast Posts: 18,947 Blog Entries: 9	sounds like something i would do...

01-23-2005, 04:16 AM	#10 (permalink)
eucheefolife +++da 1 n only+++ Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: oklahoma Posts: 1,254	lol __________________ You got me lifted shifted higher than a ceiling And ooh wee it's the ultimate feeling You got me lifted feeling so gifted Sugar how you get so fly?¿? **Mary had a little lamb but grandma butchered it**

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