Funny Pet Stories

**middle of the sky** · 01-12-2005, 02:03 AM

this kid got a barbie tent for xmas...kinda a big thing..and we have it near the front door and now my cat thinks its hers...she keeps running in there and sleeping in there...and when someone walks by it she reaches out and tries to scratch them...

**badmaninc** · 01-12-2005, 02:47 AM

I don't know if mine qualifies as a funny story. When my nephew was about 11-12, (20 now) he was getting hungry and asked his mom if they could have Chinese for supper. Chowmein is his favourite. His mom said they were broke and that they would just have to settle for something in the freezer. My nephew told his mom that he would go get it at the restaurant and they wouldn't have to pay for it. He ran next door and captured a couple of pigeons. Brought them to the local Chinese restaurant and traded them for some chowmein. Swear to god its the truth. My sister has never gone back to that restaurant. One of our uncles told us that some Chinese people think that pigeons are a delicacy. Could you imagine trying to eat those ones down on E. Hastings.

**Joe's Dad** · 01-12-2005, 02:58 AM

Does going next door and capturing a couple of pigeons qualify as hunting wild game????

*Brown Eyed Gurl* · 01-12-2005, 03:01 AM

Have any of u guys gotten some chinese food that has chicken or beef in it but the meat has a wierd funky texture and look that it never has when u cook it..lol

**badmaninc** · 01-12-2005, 03:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Joe's Dad

Does going next door and capturing a couple of pigeons qualify as hunting wild game????

Dude didn't you read the original post. They were actually somebody's pets. My nephew was with one of our relatives when the guy traded him a couple of pigeons on a previous occasion. My sister said that when he told her he was wishing for Chinese food, he wanted to treat his mom. My sister said he disappeared for about a 1/2 hour and then came back with the chowmein and I believe it was Almond Chicken or something similar. Anyway, my sister thought that he stole some money off of my parents or uncles but when he told them how he got the Chinese food she was horrified. They never told the neighbours what happened, they mentioned to my sister and her then husband that a cat must've got them. We still can't tease her about it cause she starts feeling all guilty.

**middle of the sky** · 01-12-2005, 03:17 AM

o...m...g.... i just ate chinese food.... i like seafood.. ill go to "the only"..cuz they serve the best seafood for cheap....just have to ignore the dealers in front... and i used to go to the cheap chicken joint but my friend saw a gigantic rat running around in there...i try not to eat in the dtes too much...i just work there..i probably ate pigeons and cat b4..oh cripe i think im going to make myself puke... thx...

when im really hungry i look at my cats chubby thighs.. mmmmm.... jk.... sorta...

my cat doesnt know how to use a litter box..so she goes in neoighours yards...and its snowing out so she tries to do her business in the house but im fast..i can hear her scratching the floor...

*Brown Eyed Gurl* · 01-12-2005, 03:28 AM

How heavy is ur kitty Mots?

**middle of the sky** · 01-12-2005, 03:31 AM

shes so heavy she gets mistaken for a raccoon... i dont have a scale anymore...but shes getting quite big for a 5 yr old...

*Brown Eyed Gurl* · 01-12-2005, 03:41 AM

Hmm i was wonderin cus my Gary is about 11 pounds and she looks like she has had 5 litters of kittens..lol...but shes a virgin

**middle of the sky** · 01-12-2005, 03:45 AM

same here..i got pooshaz fixed when she 3 or 4 months... and she has a nice pouch..we call pudge..it feels so squishy and pudgy eh...i called her pudgass but then my grandkid heard me and said it... gary...thats a funny name ..

**badmaninc** · 01-12-2005, 03:47 AM

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Originally Posted by ~Brown Eyed Gurl~

Hmm i was wonderin cus my Gary is about 11 pounds and she looks like she has had 5 litters of kittens..lol...but shes a virgin

And you know this how?? Never mind don't want to know.

*Brown Eyed Gurl* · 01-12-2005, 03:51 AM

Well we call hers beer flaps

....Well shes 'The Cat formerly known as Tigger'...we bought this townhouse and we arent allowed to have cats....so she is our other dog Gary....oh and guess what i heard on the radio tonight?..That Chachi in korean means Penis

....my dog is 2.8 pounds and his name means Penis..HAHAHA

*Brown Eyed Gurl* · 01-12-2005, 03:52 AM

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Originally Posted by badmaninc

And you know this how?? Never mind don't want to know.

LOL...a mother just knows these things

01-12-2005, 02:03 AM	#1 (permalink)
middle of the sky M...O...T...to the S! Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: westcoast Posts: 18,947 Blog Entries: 9	Funny Pet Stories this kid got a barbie tent for xmas...kinda a big thing..and we have it near the front door and now my cat thinks its hers...she keeps running in there and sleeping in there...and when someone walks by it she reaches out and tries to scratch them...

01-12-2005, 03:01 AM	#4 (permalink)
Brown Eyed Gurl ~Brown Sugar~ Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Go Canucks! Posts: 62,411 Blog Entries: 1	Have any of u guys gotten some chinese food that has chicken or beef in it but the meat has a wierd funky texture and look that it never has when u cook it..lol __________________ ...GoT GreaSe?... www.Grease.It.Ayye.com RezinInc Kalilsha

01-12-2005, 03:28 AM	#7 (permalink)
Brown Eyed Gurl ~Brown Sugar~ Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Go Canucks! Posts: 62,411 Blog Entries: 1	How heavy is ur kitty Mots? __________________ ...GoT GreaSe?... www.Grease.It.Ayye.com RezinInc Kalilsha

01-12-2005, 03:41 AM	#9 (permalink)
Brown Eyed Gurl ~Brown Sugar~ Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Go Canucks! Posts: 62,411 Blog Entries: 1	Hmm i was wonderin cus my Gary is about 11 pounds and she looks like she has had 5 litters of kittens..lol...but shes a virgin __________________ ...GoT GreaSe?... www.Grease.It.Ayye.com RezinInc Kalilsha

01-12-2005, 03:51 AM	#12 (permalink)
Brown Eyed Gurl ~Brown Sugar~ Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Go Canucks! Posts: 62,411 Blog Entries: 1	Well we call hers beer flaps....Well shes 'The Cat formerly known as Tigger'...we bought this townhouse and we arent allowed to have cats....so she is our other dog Gary....oh and guess what i heard on the radio tonight?..That Chachi in korean means Penis....my dog is 2.8 pounds and his name means Penis..HAHAHA __________________ ...GoT GreaSe?... www.Grease.It.Ayye.com RezinInc Kalilsha

01-12-2005, 02:47 AM	#2 (permalink)
badmaninc PowWows.com Addicts Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Saanich Tribes, B.C. Posts: 3,037	I don't know if mine qualifies as a funny story. When my nephew was about 11-12, (20 now) he was getting hungry and asked his mom if they could have Chinese for supper. Chowmein is his favourite. His mom said they were broke and that they would just have to settle for something in the freezer. My nephew told his mom that he would go get it at the restaurant and they wouldn't have to pay for it. He ran next door and captured a couple of pigeons. Brought them to the local Chinese restaurant and traded them for some chowmein. Swear to god its the truth. My sister has never gone back to that restaurant. One of our uncles told us that some Chinese people think that pigeons are a delicacy. Could you imagine trying to eat those ones down on E. Hastings.

01-12-2005, 02:58 AM	#3 (permalink)
Joe's Dad Shhh...I'm watching TV Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: I'm right here! Posts: 8,658	Does going next door and capturing a couple of pigeons qualify as hunting wild game????

01-12-2005, 03:17 AM	#6 (permalink)
middle of the sky M...O...T...to the S! Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: westcoast Posts: 18,947 Blog Entries: 9	o...m...g.... i just ate chinese food.... i like seafood.. ill go to "the only"..cuz they serve the best seafood for cheap....just have to ignore the dealers in front... and i used to go to the cheap chicken joint but my friend saw a gigantic rat running around in there...i try not to eat in the dtes too much...i just work there..i probably ate pigeons and cat b4..oh cripe i think im going to make myself puke... thx... when im really hungry i look at my cats chubby thighs.. mmmmm.... jk.... sorta... my cat doesnt know how to use a litter box..so she goes in neoighours yards...and its snowing out so she tries to do her business in the house but im fast..i can hear her scratching the floor...

01-12-2005, 03:31 AM	#8 (permalink)
middle of the sky M...O...T...to the S! Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: westcoast Posts: 18,947 Blog Entries: 9	shes so heavy she gets mistaken for a raccoon... i dont have a scale anymore...but shes getting quite big for a 5 yr old...

01-12-2005, 03:45 AM	#10 (permalink)
middle of the sky M...O...T...to the S! Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: westcoast Posts: 18,947 Blog Entries: 9	same here..i got pooshaz fixed when she 3 or 4 months... and she has a nice pouch..we call pudge..it feels so squishy and pudgy eh...i called her pudgass but then my grandkid heard me and said it... gary...thats a funny name ..

01-12-2005, 03:55 AM	#14 (permalink)
middle of the sky M...O...T...to the S! Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: westcoast Posts: 18,947