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Old 12-22-2004, 11:13 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Smile New Christmas Gift Joke!!!

A gift from me to PW.com'ers:
Subject: Christmas gift

A young man wanted to purchase a Christmas gift for his new girlfriend.
After careful consideration, he decided on a pair of gloves.
Accompanied by his girlfriend's sister, he went to a department store
and bought a pair of white gloves. The sister purchased a pair of white
panties for herself.

During the wrapping of the items, the clerk inadvertently mixed up the

packages. The clerk handed the young man the packaged panties
and then handed the packaged gloves to the sister.

On Christmas day, his girlfriend opened the gift, along with the
following note:
Dear Kathy,

This is a little gift to show my love for you on Christmas day.
I chose these because I noticed that you're not in the habit of wearing
any when we go out in the evening. Had it not been for your sister, I
would have chosen the long ones with the buttons, but she wears short
ones that are easy to remove. They're a delicate shade, but not to
worry because the female clerk showed me a pair that she'd been wearing
for three weeks and they were hardly soiled. I had a young salesgirl
try them on for me and she really looked smart.

I wish I were there to put them on for you for the first time since no
doubt other hands will come in contact with them before I get a
chance to see you again. When you take them off, remember to blow into
them before putting them away since they will naturally be a little
damp from wearing. Also, be sure to keep them on when you clean them
or otherwise they might shrink.

Just think how many times I will kiss them in the coming year. I hope
you like them and will wear them for me on New Year's.

All my love,

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Now that's a good one. Kind of touching in a pervy way eh
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Now that's a good one. Kind of touching in a pervy way eh
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