Pink Curtains

**Ta'neeszahnii Techno** · 12-21-2004, 02:09 PM

A blonde woman goes into a department store and tells the salesman she wants a pair of pink curtains.

He assures her they have a good selection of pink curtains. He shows her many kinds and different fabrics of curtains she finally picks out a pink floral pattern.

The salesman asks, "What size do you need?"

She says, "15 inches."

He exclaims, "15 INCHES!.......What room are they for?"

She says, "It's not for a room, it's for my computer monitor."

The surprised salesman exclaims, "Miss, computers do not need curtains."

The blonde says, "HELLooooooo.........I've got Windows. ! ! "

**middle of the sky** · 12-21-2004, 02:14 PM

**badmaninc** · 12-22-2004, 03:25 AM

That's a really good one. My 14 year old daughter said I needed help. I told her some guy named Techno told that one. I thought it was a real good one tho.

**nt_inuk** · 12-23-2004, 12:35 AM

AlmostThere · 12-23-2004, 01:47 PM

yeah that sounds like a blonde moment*

12-21-2004, 02:09 PM	#1 (permalink)
Ta'neeszahnii Techno PowWows.com Addicts Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Tsézhintah, AZ Posts: 7,326	Pink Curtains A blonde woman goes into a department store and tells the salesman she wants a pair of pink curtains. He assures her they have a good selection of pink curtains. He shows her many kinds and different fabrics of curtains she finally picks out a pink floral pattern. The salesman asks, "What size do you need?" She says, "15 inches." He exclaims, "15 INCHES!.......What room are they for?" She says, "It's not for a room, it's for my computer monitor." The surprised salesman exclaims, "Miss, computers do not need curtains." The blonde says, "HELLooooooo.........I've got Windows. ! ! "

12-23-2004, 12:35 AM	#4 (permalink)
nt_inuk Shmiles With Eskimo Pride Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Northwest Territories, Canada Posts: 5,321 Blog Entries: 1	^ 5 Techno __________________ Inuk* "A person who works with their hands is a laborer, A person who works with their hands & their brain is a craftsman, A person who works with their brain & their heart ... is an Artist".

12-23-2004, 01:47 PM	#5 (permalink)
AlmostThere The Original OP CREW Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: AZ Posts: 971	yeah that sounds like a blonde moment* __________________ blah blah blah....

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middle of the sky M...O...T...to the S! Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: westcoast Posts: 18,947 Blog Entries: 9

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badmaninc PowWows.com Addicts Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Saanich Tribes, B.C. Posts: 3,037	That's a really good one. My 14 year old daughter said I needed help. I told her some guy named Techno told that one. I thought it was a real good one tho.

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