Buying Horses

**Ta'neeszahnii Techno** · 12-03-2004, 06:16 PM

Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse's legs, rump, and chest.

After a few minutes, Johnny asked, "Dad, why are you doing that?"

His father replied, "Because when I'm buying horses, I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy."

Johnny, looking worried said, "Dad, I think the UPS guy wants to buy Mom."

**middle of the sky** · 12-03-2004, 06:22 PM

oh nooooooooo!

those guys in their brown shorts.

**Kakeeya** · 12-03-2004, 06:26 PM

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Originally Posted by middle of the sky

oh nooooooooo!

those guys in their brown shorts.

How do you know their shorts are brown????

:lol2: j/k

**middle of the sky** · 12-03-2004, 06:31 PM

i hope thats sherperds pie in me knickers!

*Brown Eyed Gurl* · 12-03-2004, 07:10 PM

LOL...siiiic:D

**little wolf** · 12-03-2004, 08:20 PM

Ha!.. Good one t. techno!!!

*-merk-* · 12-03-2004, 08:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Kakeeya

How do you know their shorts are brown????

:lol2: j/k

LOL!!!!!!

and their 5-0 sunglasses and mustache .. most o' the ones up on the rez fit this description. 'less its the same person delivering to the whole rez lol

**nt_inuk** · 12-04-2004, 11:37 AM

^ 5 techno

^ 5

lmebo

das was funny :)

:guns:

**AngelFeather** · 12-04-2004, 08:53 PM

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Originally Posted by middle of the sky

i hope thats sherperds pie in me knickers!

LMAO MOTS thats just nasty... hehe

**badmaninc** · 12-05-2004, 03:25 AM

Holy crap that's funny. Real good one dude.

12-03-2004, 06:16 PM	#1 (permalink)
Ta'neeszahnii Techno PowWows.com Addicts Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Tsézhintah, AZ Posts: 7,326	Buying Horses Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse's legs, rump, and chest. After a few minutes, Johnny asked, "Dad, why are you doing that?" His father replied, "Because when I'm buying horses, I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy." Johnny, looking worried said, "Dad, I think the UPS guy wants to buy Mom."

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