First Christmas Joke!!!!!

**Joe G** · 12-03-2004, 02:40 PM

Well, it may not be as good as those Inuk sends, but anyways:

Three men died early this Christmas season and were met by Saint Peter at
the pearly gates.

"In honor of this holy season," Saint Peter said, "you must each possess
something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven."

The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He
flicked it on. "It represents a candle", he said.

"You may pass through the pearly gates" Saint Peter said.

The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He
shook them and said, "They're bells".

Saint Peter said "you may pass through the pearly gates".

The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally
pulled out a pair of women's panties.

St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just what
do those symbolize?"

The man replied, "They're Carol's".

*Brown Eyed Gurl* · 12-03-2004, 02:45 PM

Hahaha @ "Carol's"...siiic...tht was a good one:rofl2:

**nt_inuk** · 12-03-2004, 03:17 PM

:Chatter gooooood one "C"
:worthy: u got me lmebo
:Naughty

**middle of the sky** · 12-03-2004, 03:57 PM

you know i always thought carol was kinda a ....

good one

siouxper_lady · 12-03-2004, 04:30 PM

Two thumbs way up! :clap: hehehe

**Jinglin Chica** · 12-03-2004, 05:40 PM

Lmao!!!! Sick!!! :42:

**little wolf** · 12-04-2004, 08:34 AM

Way to go!!! That was good one!!

12-03-2004, 02:40 PM	#1 (permalink)
Joe G ~the REAL me~ Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Michigan Posts: 9,036	First Christmas Joke!!!!! Well, it may not be as good as those Inuk sends, but anyways: Three men died early this Christmas season and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates. "In honor of this holy season," Saint Peter said, "you must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven." The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. "It represents a candle", he said. "You may pass through the pearly gates" Saint Peter said. The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, "They're bells". Saint Peter said "you may pass through the pearly gates". The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties. St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just what do those symbolize?" The man replied, "They're Carol's".

12-03-2004, 02:45 PM	#2 (permalink)
Brown Eyed Gurl ...La Ti Da... Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Go Canucks! Posts: 62,816 Blog Entries: 1	Hahaha @ "Carol's"...siiic...tht was a good one:rofl2: __________________ ...GoT GreaSe?... www.Grease.It.Ayye.com RezinInc Kalilsha

12-03-2004, 03:17 PM	#3 (permalink)
nt_inuk Shmiles With Eskimo Pride Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Northwest Territories, Canada Posts: 5,321 Blog Entries: 1	lmebo :Chatter gooooood one "C" :worthy: u got me lmebo :Naughty __________________ Inuk* "A person who works with their hands is a laborer, A person who works with their hands & their brain is a craftsman, A person who works with their brain & their heart ... is an Artist".

12-03-2004, 04:30 PM	#5 (permalink)
siouxper_lady Senior Dancer Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Indy -- Varoooom! Posts: 573	Two thumbs way up! :clap: hehehe __________________ Mitákuye oyásin We are all related

12-03-2004, 05:40 PM	#6 (permalink)
Jinglin Chica PowWows.com Addicts Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Morley, AB Posts: 15,858	Lmao!!!! Sick!!! :42: __________________ Hockey is soul food.

12-03-2004, 03:57 PM	#4 (permalink)
middle of the sky M...O...T...to the S! Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: westcoast Posts: 18,952 Blog Entries: 9	you know i always thought carol was kinda a .... good one

12-04-2004, 08:34 AM	#7 (permalink)
little wolf KB Supporter Join Date: May 2004 Location: Social Circle, Georgia Posts: 2,108	Way to go!!! That was good one!! __________________

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