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Old 11-14-2004, 05:16 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Question Cheesy Pick-Up Lines

Okay, what lines have you heard?

"Was your dad in the army and in explosives? Cause you sure are the bomb"
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Old 11-14-2004, 07:03 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Naaa I ain't heard none lately, I'm still in suspence!!!! lol
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Old 11-14-2004, 07:07 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Okay, what lines have you heard?

"Was your dad in the army and in explosives? Cause you sure are the bomb"
Yeah but I would be more interested in whether the line actually worked.LOL
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Old 11-14-2004, 07:12 PM   #4 (permalink)
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I get a lot of...

Hey babys and your eyes look somehow...


Doesn't work guys! Think of something original =)


The worst?

One time IN sweat, the leader told me...

yeah you walk a good path and the guys say they like how you walk too...

I know he was joking but come still, talk about embarrasing!
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Old 11-14-2004, 11:26 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Heard a friend of mine saw a girl he really liked at a powwow say to a young lady that if she were a song, he would use his whistle just to see her walk by 4 more times. I thought it was real cheesy but apparently it worked.
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Old 11-15-2004, 12:12 AM   #6 (permalink)
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I have had strange guys touch my hair...not sexy at all, kinda creepy...lol...they just wanna know how sexy ndn gurl hair feels i think..LOL:rofl2:
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Old 11-15-2004, 12:21 AM   #7 (permalink)
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I have had strange guys touch my hair...not sexy at all, kinda creepy...lol...they just wanna know how sexy ndn gurl hair feels i think..LOL:rofl2:
You meant on your head and not under your arms right? Please say yes
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Old 11-15-2004, 12:32 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Errrrr...YES on my head...gawwd
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Old 11-15-2004, 01:09 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Errrrr...YES on my head...gawwd
Relax dude, I just wanted to make sure. Kiddin
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Old 11-15-2004, 11:24 AM   #10 (permalink)
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Old 11-15-2004, 12:17 PM   #11 (permalink)
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I have had strange guys touch my hair...not sexy at all, kinda creepy...lol...they just wanna know how sexy ndn gurl hair feels i think..LOL:rofl2:
i know ... that freaks me out ... when strangers come up and "stroke" my long hair ... yes, on my head too freaks me out even more, when they groooooooan at the same time ... LIKE what the frig!
OR
this line ....
" OH! I've never had An Eskimo before ....." :Eyebrows
WELL, they didn't git this one, either ... :tongue11:
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Old 11-15-2004, 02:18 PM   #12 (permalink)
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the wierdest pick up line i heard... well it happened in vegas, so that shoulda been a clue..

dude came up and asked if i like (not wanted) filet of fish...
of course i looked at him like he was nuts. LMAO. then i guess he took that for a no... so he proceeds to ask "how about chow mein"

Errrrrrrrrrrr....

he finally got the hint after me and my chick friend almost peed our pants laughing.
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Old 11-17-2004, 03:33 PM   #13 (permalink)
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"hey baby, what's your sign?"

um... if ur comin' on that way it's "WRONG WAY" dude.:Chatter
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Old 11-17-2004, 04:02 PM   #14 (permalink)
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"hey baby, what's your sign?"

um... if ur comin' on that way it's "WRONG WAY" dude.:Chatter

Well thts 2 steps up from "Hey, u wanna go make out?"

or the overly used "How u doin?"

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Old 11-17-2004, 04:06 PM   #15 (permalink)
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