Two Old Ladies

**nt_inuk** · 11-05-2004, 07:38 PM

Two old ladies were outside their nursing home, having a smoke, when it started to rain.

One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end, put it over her cigarette, and continued smoking.

Lady 1: What's that?

Lady 2: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.

Lady 1: Where did you get it?

Lady 2: You can get them at any drugstore.

The next day,

Lady 1 hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.

The guy obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she is, after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what brand she prefers. "Doesn't matter son, as long as it fits a Camel."

The pharmacist fainted.

**little wolf** · 11-05-2004, 07:57 PM

:lol2:

*Brown Eyed Gurl* · 11-05-2004, 08:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by little wolf

:lol2:

IM gonna hafta agree..LOL

Nashoba · 11-07-2004, 12:17 AM

That was a good one! I copied it to hang in my pharmacy where I work.

**nt_inuk** · 11-08-2004, 12:19 AM

:Thumbs ;) :Thumbs

11-05-2004, 07:38 PM	#1 (permalink)
nt_inuk Shmiles With Eskimo Pride Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Northwest Territories, Canada Posts: 5,321 Blog Entries: 1	Two Old Ladies Two old ladies were outside their nursing home, having a smoke, when it started to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end, put it over her cigarette, and continued smoking. Lady 1: What's that? Lady 2: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet. Lady 1: Where did you get it? Lady 2: You can get them at any drugstore. The next day, Lady 1 hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms. The guy obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she is, after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what brand she prefers. "Doesn't matter son, as long as it fits a Camel." The pharmacist fainted. __________________ Inuk* "A person who works with their hands is a laborer, A person who works with their hands & their brain is a craftsman, A person who works with their brain & their heart ... is an Artist".

11-05-2004, 07:57 PM	#2 (permalink)
little wolf KB Supporter Join Date: May 2004 Location: Social Circle, Georgia Posts: 2,108	:lol2: __________________

11-07-2004, 12:17 AM	#4 (permalink)
Nashoba Shighee Hoyo Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: AZ/MX Border Posts: 45	Two Old Ladies That was a good one! I copied it to hang in my pharmacy where I work.

11-08-2004, 12:19 AM	#5 (permalink)
nt_inuk Shmiles With Eskimo Pride Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Northwest Territories, Canada Posts: 5,321 Blog Entries: 1	lmebo :Thumbs ;) :Thumbs __________________ Inuk* "A person who works with their hands is a laborer, A person who works with their hands & their brain is a craftsman, A person who works with their brain & their heart ... is an Artist".

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