Midnight Watch and Coming Of Age ...

**nt_inuk** · 11-04-2004, 06:49 PM

Patrolling at night in a well-known make-out spot, just before midnight, a Ranger sees a couple in a car, with the interior light brightly glowing.

The Ranger carefully approaches the car to get a closer look, where he sees a young man behind the wheel, reading a computer magazine.

He immediately notices a young woman in the rear seat, knitting.

Puzzled by this surprising situation, the Ranger walks to the car and gently raps on the driver's window

The young man lowers his window ... "Uh, yes, officer?"

"What are you doing?"

"Well, isn't it obvious? I'm reading a magazine, sir ".

Pointing towards the young woman in the back seat the Ranger says: "And her-what is she doing?"

The young man shrugs: "Sir, I believe she's knitting a pullover sweater."

Now, the Ranger is totally confused; a young couple, alone, in a car, at night in a lovers' lane and nothing obscene is happening!

"What's your age, young man?"

"I'm 25, sir."

"And the young lady ... what's her age?"

The young man looks at his watch and replies, "She'll be 18 in 11 minutes."

**little wolf** · 11-06-2004, 09:49 AM

Another goot one inuk!!! At least HE was a smart one...

*Brown Eyed Gurl* · 11-06-2004, 01:19 PM

oh siiiic...lol..:D

**nt_inuk** · 11-08-2004, 12:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by little wolf

Another goot one inuk!!! At least HE was a smart one...

;) :Thumbs

**middle of the sky** · 11-08-2004, 12:28 AM

patience is a virtue...

**Joe G** · 11-08-2004, 12:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by middle of the sky

patience is a virtue...

Hmmmmm.....though tthat was why 'daylight savings time' was developed!
C (always thinkin')

**nt_inuk** · 11-08-2004, 01:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by colonah04

Hmmmmm.....though tthat was why 'daylight savings time' was developed!
C (always thinkin')

it took me long enuff to git that one

**Yelloweyes** · 11-13-2004, 06:46 AM

good one

SaponiMami · 11-15-2004, 11:46 AM

hahaha good one

**nt_inuk** · 11-15-2004, 12:07 PM

this1ndnchic · 11-15-2004, 12:30 PM

lol....nt_inuk your to funny. where do you find these?

11-04-2004, 06:49 PM	#1 (permalink)
nt_inuk Shmiles With Eskimo Pride Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Northwest Territories, Canada Posts: 5,321 Blog Entries: 1	Midnight Watch and Coming Of Age ... Patrolling at night in a well-known make-out spot, just before midnight, a Ranger sees a couple in a car, with the interior light brightly glowing. The Ranger carefully approaches the car to get a closer look, where he sees a young man behind the wheel, reading a computer magazine. He immediately notices a young woman in the rear seat, knitting. Puzzled by this surprising situation, the Ranger walks to the car and gently raps on the driver's window The young man lowers his window ... "Uh, yes, officer?" "What are you doing?" "Well, isn't it obvious? I'm reading a magazine, sir ". Pointing towards the young woman in the back seat the Ranger says: "And her-what is she doing?" The young man shrugs: "Sir, I believe she's knitting a pullover sweater." Now, the Ranger is totally confused; a young couple, alone, in a car, at night in a lovers' lane and nothing obscene is happening! "What's your age, young man?" "I'm 25, sir." "And the young lady ... what's her age?" The young man looks at his watch and replies, "She'll be 18 in 11 minutes." __________________ Inuk* "A person who works with their hands is a laborer, A person who works with their hands & their brain is a craftsman, A person who works with their brain & their heart ... is an Artist".

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little wolf KB Supporter Join Date: May 2004 Location: Social Circle, Georgia Posts: 2,108	Another goot one inuk!!! At least HE was a smart one... __________________

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nt_inuk Shmiles With Eskimo Pride Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Northwest Territories, Canada Posts: 5,321 Blog Entries: 1	^ 5 SaponiMami and Yelloweyes __________________ Inuk* "A person who works with their hands is a laborer, A person who works with their hands & their brain is a craftsman, A person who works with their brain & their heart ... is an Artist".

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this1ndnchic ~Coastal Steps~ Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: ~~Seattle area~* Posts: 939	lol....nt_inuk your to funny. where do you find these? __________________ (¯`·._.·`CeDaR RoSe`·._.·´¯)

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middle of the sky M...O...T...to the S! Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: westcoast Posts: 18,947 Blog Entries: 9	patience is a virtue...

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Yelloweyes PowWows.com Addicts Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Chino, Calif Posts: 1,601	good one

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