*sHaRoN*

-try to scare their own people(Dine')....because of jealousy**cuz their man/women left them for their cousin...lol
-see the toothfairy...lol
-be tuff and not fear anything, but when a owl comes around their window.....holy SH**
-be a peep'n tom and get away with it
-run around naked at night
-believe that it's Halloween year around
-be so famous and have a movie named after them and made about them
-herd sheep at night
-make up spells and crap....but talk in poor english
-shape shift into any animal....even a JackAss........lol
-be used to scare kids into eat'n commidity foods
-can kill twenty ninjas barehanded.
-witch you by molesting your sheep.
-convince the chairman to become corrupt. Oh, wait money works too.
-skin a sheep with his eyes closed.
-can infiltrate the Navajo P.D. to bust you out of the drunk tank.
-can paint their face with the skin from your feet.
-can turn invisible then beat down native gansters at your party. Crips, Bloods, Cobras, Dragons, they just dont care man!
-can use lazers instead of bone-beads.
-can use magic to scare the **** out of you while you are tyring to sleep on your sheepskin.
-can make a run for a case of beer and be back in a blink of an eye.
-can run to phoenix, party all night, then run home to wake up with the wife at home.
-can blow away Carl Lewis and Michael Johnson in a 100 meter dash while having his shoe laces tied.
-can run around with shades on at night while having his cell phone on vibrate clipped to his loin cloth.
-can get mistaken for a dog, get runned over by a semi, and still make it home for grandma's spam breakfast the next morning.
-can hold a can of skoal, bottle of gatorade, flash light, snickers, and porno mag to his hairy dog belt.
-can do 90 mph in a pair of air jordans!! hahahaha



juss something i found lol

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