Red Neck Humor!!!!!!!!!

**Joe G** · 10-16-2004, 05:24 PM

> > > Billy Bob and Luther were talking one afternoon when Billy Bob
> > > tells Luther, "Ay know, I reckon I'm 'bout ready for a vacation.
> > > Only this year I'm gonna do it a little different! The last few
> > > years, I took your advice about where to go." "Three years ago you said to go to
> Hawaii. I went to Hawaii and Earline got pregnant. Then two years ago, you
> > > told me to go to the Bahamas, and Earline got pregnant again. Last year
> > > you suggested Tahiti and darned if Earline didn't get pregnant again.
> Luther asks Billy Bob, "So, what you gonna do this year that's
different?" Billy Bob says, "This year I'm taking Earline with me." (drum roll, cymbal hit!)

IrOqUoIs_FeMmE15 · 10-17-2004, 07:09 PM

ha ha thats funny! I like watching blue collar t.v. on commedy central.
European: Definition; hey turn to the left european on ma boots!

**Joe G** · 10-17-2004, 08:38 PM

That sounds like one I heard when I was younger:
Ist guy: I got some new Italian shoes
2nd guy: Italian, they look like tennis shoes to me
1st guy: They're Italian, wherever I go, DAGO!!!!!
(apologies to the Italian American Anti-Defamation league! and da mob!)
C

**nt_inuk** · 10-18-2004, 12:02 PM

omg :JawDrop
and
colonah ... has a sense of humor too :D
:Idea what else do ya do?? ;)
:calling2:we'll talk :)

10-16-2004, 05:24 PM	#1 (permalink)
Joe G ~the REAL me~ Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Michigan Posts: 8,958	Red Neck Humor!!!!!!!!! > > > Billy Bob and Luther were talking one afternoon when Billy Bob > > > tells Luther, "Ay know, I reckon I'm 'bout ready for a vacation. > > > Only this year I'm gonna do it a little different! The last few > > > years, I took your advice about where to go." "Three years ago you said to go to > Hawaii. I went to Hawaii and Earline got pregnant. Then two years ago, you > > > told me to go to the Bahamas, and Earline got pregnant again. Last year > > > you suggested Tahiti and darned if Earline didn't get pregnant again. > Luther asks Billy Bob, "So, what you gonna do this year that's different?" Billy Bob says, "This year I'm taking Earline with me." (drum roll, cymbal hit!)

10-18-2004, 12:02 PM	#4 (permalink)
nt_inuk Shmiles With Eskimo Pride Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Northwest Territories, Canada Posts: 5,321 Blog Entries: 1	lmebo omg :JawDrop and colonah ... has a sense of humor too :D :Idea what else do ya do?? ;) :calling2:we'll talk :) __________________ Inuk* "A person who works with their hands is a laborer, A person who works with their hands & their brain is a craftsman, A person who works with their brain & their heart ... is an Artist".

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10-17-2004, 07:09 PM	#2 (permalink)
IrOqUoIs_FeMmE15 C is for Cookie! Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Miami Sprangz, FL Posts: 354	ha ha thats funny! I like watching blue collar t.v. on commedy central. European: Definition; hey turn to the left european on ma boots!

10-17-2004, 08:38 PM	#3 (permalink)
Joe G ~the REAL me~ Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Michigan Posts: 8,958	That sounds like one I heard when I was younger: Ist guy: I got some new Italian shoes 2nd guy: Italian, they look like tennis shoes to me 1st guy: They're Italian, wherever I go, DAGO!!!!! (apologies to the Italian American Anti-Defamation league! and da mob!) C

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