nt_inuk

An elderly couple is enjoying an anniversary dinner together in a small tavern.

The husband leans over and asks his wife, "Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind this tavern where you leaned against the fence and I make love to you?"

"Yes," she says, "I remember it well."

"Ok," he says, "How about taking a stroll around there again and we can do it for old time's sake."

"Ooooh, Henry, you devil, that sounds like a good idea," she answers.

There's a police officer sitting in the next booth, listening to all this and having a chuckle to himself. He thinks, "I've got to see these two old-timers having sex against a fence. I'll just keep an eye on them so there's no trouble."

So, he follows them. They walk haltingly along, leaning on each other for support, aided by their walking sticks. Finally they get to the back of the tavern and make their way to the fence.

The old lady lifts her skirt,takes her knickers down, and the old man drops his trousers. She turns round, and as she hangs on to the fence, the old man moves in.

Suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that the watching policeman has ever seen. They are bucking and jumping like eighteen-year-olds.

This goes on for about forty minutes! She's yelling, "Ohhh, God!"

He's hanging on to her hips for dear life. This is the most athletic sex imaginable.

Finally, they both collapse, panting on the ground.

The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something about life that he didn't know. After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old couple struggle to their feet and put their clothes back on.

The policeman, still watching, thinks, "That was truly amazing; the old man was going like a train. I've got to ask him what his secret is."

As the couple pass, he says to them, "That was something else. You must have been having sex for about forty minutes. How do you manage it? You must have had a fantastic life together. Is there some sort of secret?"

The old man says, "Fifty years ago, that wasn't an electric fence."

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IrOqUoIs_FeMmE15

LOL that reminds me of a joke i heard a while ago.
there was an old couple on there 50th anniversary sitting at the breakfast table. so the wife says "oh hunny 50 years ago we were sitting at this very same table eating breakfast." The husban replies "yeah we were probably naked". Then they look at eachother and the wife says "ya wanna"? The old man says sure and they strip. The wife then says to her husban "ya know my nipples are still as hot for you today as they were 50 years ago". And he replies "yeah I know one in the coffee and the others in the oatmeal"!!!!!

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Inuk*

"A person who works with their hands is a laborer,

A person who works with their hands & their brain is a craftsman,

A person who works with their brain & their heart ... is an Artist".