Don't ever underestimate old geezers

**nt_inuk** · 10-15-2004, 12:25 PM

The banker saw his old friend Bruce, an eighty-year old rancher, in town. Bruce had lost his wife a year or so before and rumor had it that he was marrying a "mail order" bride.

Being a good friend, the banker asked Bruce if the rumor was true. Tom assured him that it was. The banker then asked Bruce the age of his new bride to be. Tom proudly said, "She'll be twenty-one in November."

Now the banker, being the wise man that he was, could see that the sexual appetite of a young woman could not be satisfied by an eighty-year-old man. Wanting his old friend's remaining years to be happy the banker tactfully suggested that Bruce should consider getting a hired hand to help him out on the ranch, knowing nature would take its own course. Bruce thought this was a good idea and said he would look for one that afternoon.

About four months later, the banker ran into Bruce in town again.

"How's the new wife?" asked the banker.

Bruce proudly said, "Oh, she's pregnant."

The banker, happy that his sage advice had worked out, continued, "And how's the hired hand?"

Without hesitating, Bruce said, "She's pregnant too."

Don't ever underestimate old geezers

10-15-2004, 12:25 PM	#1 (permalink)
nt_inuk Shmiles With Eskimo Pride Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Northwest Territories, Canada Posts: 5,321 Blog Entries: 1	Don't ever underestimate old geezers The banker saw his old friend Bruce, an eighty-year old rancher, in town. Bruce had lost his wife a year or so before and rumor had it that he was marrying a "mail order" bride. Being a good friend, the banker asked Bruce if the rumor was true. Tom assured him that it was. The banker then asked Bruce the age of his new bride to be. Tom proudly said, "She'll be twenty-one in November." Now the banker, being the wise man that he was, could see that the sexual appetite of a young woman could not be satisfied by an eighty-year-old man. Wanting his old friend's remaining years to be happy the banker tactfully suggested that Bruce should consider getting a hired hand to help him out on the ranch, knowing nature would take its own course. Bruce thought this was a good idea and said he would look for one that afternoon. About four months later, the banker ran into Bruce in town again. "How's the new wife?" asked the banker. Bruce proudly said, "Oh, she's pregnant." The banker, happy that his sage advice had worked out, continued, "And how's the hired hand?" Without hesitating, Bruce said, "She's pregnant too." Don't ever underestimate old geezers __________________ Inuk* "A person who works with their hands is a laborer, A person who works with their hands & their brain is a craftsman, A person who works with their brain & their heart ... is an Artist".

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