Canadian Joke #2

**nt_inuk** · 10-13-2004, 05:32 PM

An Ontarian wanted to become a Newfie. He went to the neurosurgeon and asked, "Is there anything you can do to me that would make me into a Newfie?"

"Sure it's easy." replied the neurosurgeon. "All I have to do is cut out 1/3 of your brain, and you'll be a Newfie."

He was very pleased, and immediately underwent the operation.

However, the neurosurgeon’s knife slipped, and instead of cutting 1/3 of the patient's brain, the surgeon accidentally cut out 2/3 of the patient's brain. He was terribly remorseful, and waited impatiently beside the patient's bed as the patient recovered from the anesthetic.

As soon as the patient was conscious, the neurosurgeon said to him "I'm terribly sorry, but there was a ghastly accident. Instead of cutting out

1/3 of your brain, I accidentally cut out 2/3 of your brain."

The patient replied "Qu'est-ce que vous avez dit, monsieur?"

**Jinglin Chica** · 10-13-2004, 05:37 PM

:rofl2:

**nt_inuk** · 10-13-2004, 05:40 PM

i know huh ... i am still lmebo ...

sf guy · 10-13-2004, 05:51 PM

3 native women are standing before god, on there judgement day. He asks Them "what they believe in?" The first a navajo women replies"The women keeps family together and keeps home in order." God goes good you may go to people on the other side. Ask's the second, a blackfoot women "What she believes in?"She responds" To teach traditions and dance for the children" "Great "God goes" you may pass over".And he ask's the last native women a Cree, "what she believes in?" She answers "I believe your setting in my seat"

**nt_inuk** · 10-13-2004, 06:13 PM

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Originally Posted by sf guy

3 native women are standing before god, on there judgement day. He asks Them "what they believe in?" The first a navajo women replies"The women keeps family together and keeps home in order." God goes good you may go to people on the other side. Ask's the second, a blackfoot women "What she believes in?"She responds" To teach traditions and dance for the children" "Great "God goes" you may pass over".And he ask's the last native women a Cree, "what she believes in?" She answers "I believe your setting in my seat"

:Thumbs :Thumbs

**middle of the sky** · 10-15-2004, 11:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nt_inuk

An Ontarian wanted to become a Newfie. He went to the neurosurgeon and asked, "Is there anything you can do to me that would make me into a Newfie?"

"Sure it's easy." replied the neurosurgeon. "All I have to do is cut out 1/3 of your brain, and you'll be a Newfie."

He was very pleased, and immediately underwent the operation.

However, the neurosurgeon’s knife slipped, and instead of cutting 1/3 of the patient's brain, the surgeon accidentally cut out 2/3 of the patient's brain. He was terribly remorseful, and waited impatiently beside the patient's bed as the patient recovered from the anesthetic.

As soon as the patient was conscious, the neurosurgeon said to him "I'm terribly sorry, but there was a ghastly accident. Instead of cutting out

1/3 of your brain, I accidentally cut out 2/3 of your brain."

The patient replied "Qu'est-ce que vous avez dit, monsieur?"

i have to tell that to my friend who thinks you burn cd's with an iron.

sf guy · 10-16-2004, 04:23 PM

well middle of the sky, I didnt know what a nefie was? but I took french and excellent sentence structure.tell another and I will tell another its a native joke share?

**Joe G** · 10-16-2004, 04:50 PM

SFguy... A 'Newfie' is a person from the province of Newfoundland...Hey all Canadians...do I get points for knowing this?
C

**middle of the sky** · 10-16-2004, 05:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sf guy

well middle of the sky, I didnt know what a nefie was? but I took french and excellent sentence structure.tell another and I will tell another its a native joke share?

"wha........?" :gruff:

sf guy · 10-16-2004, 05:02 PM

are they considered humans or are they like any regular rez dog, are sav, or skin til the end?Is it a great time to visit canada now or should I ask a nefie?later civilized person, that say it takes a special formula from creator to make a creek?

**middle of the sky** · 10-16-2004, 05:05 PM

oui.

:Frog

sf guy · 10-16-2004, 05:13 PM

to deciver those silly faces in tread, here's this one :everytime I hear" Grand Entry in fifteen minutes" reminds me of my last girlfriends pick up line to me, I don't know but maybe she was part nefie?

**nt_inuk** · 10-18-2004, 11:47 AM

OMG .... :Blush

lmebo ...

:Blush

**nt_inuk** · 10-18-2004, 11:52 AM

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Originally Posted by middle of the sky

i have to tell that to my friend who thinks you burn cd's with an iron.

lmebo ... oh ya ... how'd that turn out ;) lmebo

10-13-2004, 05:32 PM	#1 (permalink)
nt_inuk Shmiles With Eskimo Pride Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Northwest Territories, Canada Posts: 5,321 Blog Entries: 1	Canadian Joke #2 An Ontarian wanted to become a Newfie. He went to the neurosurgeon and asked, "Is there anything you can do to me that would make me into a Newfie?" "Sure it's easy." replied the neurosurgeon. "All I have to do is cut out 1/3 of your brain, and you'll be a Newfie." He was very pleased, and immediately underwent the operation. However, the neurosurgeon’s knife slipped, and instead of cutting 1/3 of the patient's brain, the surgeon accidentally cut out 2/3 of the patient's brain. He was terribly remorseful, and waited impatiently beside the patient's bed as the patient recovered from the anesthetic. As soon as the patient was conscious, the neurosurgeon said to him "I'm terribly sorry, but there was a ghastly accident. Instead of cutting out 1/3 of your brain, I accidentally cut out 2/3 of your brain." The patient replied "Qu'est-ce que vous avez dit, monsieur?" __________________ Inuk* "A person who works with their hands is a laborer, A person who works with their hands & their brain is a craftsman, A person who works with their brain & their heart ... is an Artist".

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10-13-2004, 05:51 PM	#4 (permalink)
sf guy Tiny Tot Dancer Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: san francisco, cali(mission district) Posts: 27	what do you believe in? 3 native women are standing before god, on there judgement day. He asks Them "what they believe in?" The first a navajo women replies"The women keeps family together and keeps home in order." God goes good you may go to people on the other side. Ask's the second, a blackfoot women "What she believes in?"She responds" To teach traditions and dance for the children" "Great "God goes" you may pass over".And he ask's the last native women a Cree, "what she believes in?" She answers "I believe your setting in my seat" __________________ duane potter

10-16-2004, 04:23 PM	#7 (permalink)
sf guy Tiny Tot Dancer Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: san francisco, cali(mission district) Posts: 27	very good joke. well middle of the sky, I didnt know what a nefie was? but I took french and excellent sentence structure.tell another and I will tell another its a native joke share? __________________ duane potter

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Joe G ~the REAL me~ Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Michigan Posts: 8,958	SFguy... A 'Newfie' is a person from the province of Newfoundland...Hey all Canadians...do I get points for knowing this? C

10-16-2004, 05:02 PM	#10 (permalink)
sf guy Tiny Tot Dancer Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: san francisco, cali(mission district) Posts: 27	you should work for the U.N? are they considered humans or are they like any regular rez dog, are sav, or skin til the end?Is it a great time to visit canada now or should I ask a nefie?later civilized person, that say it takes a special formula from creator to make a creek? __________________ duane potter

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middle of the sky M...O...T...to the S! Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: westcoast Posts: 18,947 Blog Entries: 9	oui. :Frog

10-16-2004, 05:13 PM	#12 (permalink)
sf guy Tiny Tot Dancer Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: san francisco, cali(mission district) Posts: 27	I 'm currently trying to use an old osage symbol book., to deciver those silly faces in tread, here's this one :everytime I hear" Grand Entry in fifteen minutes" reminds me of my last girlfriends pick up line to me, I don't know but maybe she was part nefie? __________________ duane potter

10-18-2004, 11:47 AM	#13 (permalink)
nt_inuk Shmiles With Eskimo Pride Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Northwest Territories, Canada Posts: 5,321 Blog Entries: 1	lmebo OMG .... :Blush lmebo ... :Blush __________________ Inuk* "A person who works with their hands is a laborer, A person who works with their hands & their brain is a craftsman, A person who works with their brain & their heart ... is an Artist".

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