Canadian Joke # 1

**nt_inuk** · 10-13-2004, 05:30 PM

After the North American Beer Festival, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer. The guy from Corona sits down and says, "Hey Senor, I would like the world's best beer, a Corona."
The bartender dusts off a bottle from the shelf and gives it to him.

The guy from Budweiser says, "I'd like the best beer in the world, give me 'The King Of Beers', a Budweiser." The bartender gives him one.

The guy from Coors says, "I'd like the only beer made with Rocky Mountain spring water, give me a Coors." He gets it.

The guy from Molson sits down and says, "Give me a Coke." The bartender is a little taken aback, but gives him what he ordered.

The other brewery presidents look over at him and ask, "Why aren't you drinking a Molson's?"

The Molson president replies, "Well, I figured if you guys aren't drinking beer, neither would I."

**middle of the sky** · 10-13-2004, 11:27 PM

good one, so true.

10-13-2004, 11:45 PM

*lmao* Good one, where's the Canadian ey? aye j/k :D

Innocently_evil · 10-14-2004, 12:08 AM

Boo-urns...

I love Canada...

Nice joke..

**nt_inuk** · 10-14-2004, 03:29 PM

lmebo
ty y'all
:Thumbs :Thumbs

10-13-2004, 05:30 PM	#1 (permalink)
nt_inuk Shmiles With Eskimo Pride Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Northwest Territories, Canada Posts: 5,317 Blog Entries: 1	Canadian Joke # 1 After the North American Beer Festival, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer. The guy from Corona sits down and says, "Hey Senor, I would like the world's best beer, a Corona." The bartender dusts off a bottle from the shelf and gives it to him. The guy from Budweiser says, "I'd like the best beer in the world, give me 'The King Of Beers', a Budweiser." The bartender gives him one. The guy from Coors says, "I'd like the only beer made with Rocky Mountain spring water, give me a Coors." He gets it. The guy from Molson sits down and says, "Give me a Coke." The bartender is a little taken aback, but gives him what he ordered. The other brewery presidents look over at him and ask, "Why aren't you drinking a Molson's?" The Molson president replies, "Well, I figured if you guys aren't drinking beer, neither would I." __________________ Inuk* "A person who works with their hands is a laborer, A person who works with their hands & their brain is a craftsman, A person who works with their brain & their heart ... is an Artist".

10-14-2004, 12:08 AM	#4 (permalink)
Innocently_evil Barstar.. Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Saskatchewan Posts: 187	Boo-urns... I love Canada... Nice joke.. __________________ Happiness is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth :

10-14-2004, 03:29 PM	#5 (permalink)
nt_inuk Shmiles With Eskimo Pride Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Northwest Territories, Canada Posts: 5,317 Blog Entries: 1	lmebo ty y'all :Thumbs :Thumbs __________________ Inuk* "A person who works with their hands is a laborer, A person who works with their hands & their brain is a craftsman, A person who works with their brain & their heart ... is an Artist".

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10-13-2004, 11:27 PM	#2 (permalink)
middle of the sky M...O...T...to the S! Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: westcoast Posts: 18,935 Blog Entries: 9	good one, so true.

10-13-2004, 11:45 PM	#3 (permalink)
CISCO GEEK Guest Posts: n/a	lmao Good one, where's the Canadian ey? aye j/k :D

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