Gettin' Off Welfare

superdj126 · 10-13-2004, 01:28 AM

A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter and says, "Hi, I hate drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job."
The clerk behind the welfare desk says, "Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his nymphomaniac daughter.
You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected to escort her on her overseas holiday trips.. You'll have a two-bedroom apartment above the garage. The starting salary is $200,000 a year."
The guy says, "You're bull****ting me!"
The welfare clerk says, "Yeah, well, you started it!

**Kiwehnzii** · 10-13-2004, 11:26 AM

Sounds like a guy I know. He says he's an artist. When asked what kind of drawings he does, he says, " I draw welfare."

**Kakeeya** · 10-13-2004, 02:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kiwehnzii

Sounds like a guy I know. He says he's an artist. When asked what kind of drawings he does, he says, " I draw welfare."

:rofl2: That's funnier than the joke, :Chatter

Just teasing Superdj126 :Chatter

**nt_inuk** · 10-13-2004, 03:37 PM

**BurBz** · 10-13-2004, 03:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kakeeya

:rofl2: That's funnier than the joke, :Chatter

Just teasing Superdj126 :Chatter

eye no is it huh?

:Chatter

10-13-2004, 01:28 AM	#1 (permalink)
superdj126 Alibamu & Koasati Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Texas Posts: 103	Gettin' Off Welfare A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter and says, "Hi, I hate drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job." The clerk behind the welfare desk says, "Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his nymphomaniac daughter. You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected to escort her on her overseas holiday trips.. You'll have a two-bedroom apartment above the garage. The starting salary is $200,000 a year." The guy says, "You're bull****ting me!" The welfare clerk says, "Yeah, well, you started it!

10-13-2004, 03:37 PM	#4 (permalink)
nt_inuk Shmiles With Eskimo Pride Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Northwest Territories, Canada Posts: 5,321 Blog Entries: 1	goot one __________________ Inuk* "A person who works with their hands is a laborer, A person who works with their hands & their brain is a craftsman, A person who works with their brain & their heart ... is an Artist".

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10-13-2004, 11:26 AM	#2 (permalink)
Kiwehnzii Oldfart Join Date: Mar 2001 Posts: 2,871	Sounds like a guy I know. He says he's an artist. When asked what kind of drawings he does, he says, " I draw welfare."

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