The Birds and Bees

**nt_inuk** · 10-12-2004, 02:31 PM

A father asks his 10-year-old son Vinnie if he knows about the birds and the bees.

"I don't want to know!" Vinnie says, bursting into tears. "Promise me you won't tell me!"

Confused, the father asks what's wrong.

"Oh, dad," the Vinney sobs.

"When I was six, I got the 'There's no Santa speech.'

"At seven, I got the 'There's no Easter Bunny' speech.

"When I was eight, you hit me with the 'There's no tooth fairy' speech.

"If you're going to tell me that grown ups don't really get laid, I'll have nothing left to live for."

*Brown Eyed Gurl* · 10-12-2004, 02:40 PM

siiiiic...funny tho:D

10-12-2004, 02:31 PM	#1 (permalink)
nt_inuk Shmiles With Eskimo Pride Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Northwest Territories, Canada Posts: 5,321 Blog Entries: 1	The Birds and Bees A father asks his 10-year-old son Vinnie if he knows about the birds and the bees. "I don't want to know!" Vinnie says, bursting into tears. "Promise me you won't tell me!" Confused, the father asks what's wrong. "Oh, dad," the Vinney sobs. "When I was six, I got the 'There's no Santa speech.' "At seven, I got the 'There's no Easter Bunny' speech. "When I was eight, you hit me with the 'There's no tooth fairy' speech. "If you're going to tell me that grown ups don't really get laid, I'll have nothing left to live for." __________________ Inuk* "A person who works with their hands is a laborer, A person who works with their hands & their brain is a craftsman, A person who works with their brain & their heart ... is an Artist".

10-12-2004, 02:40 PM	#2 (permalink)
Brown Eyed Gurl ~Brown Sugar~ Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Go Canucks! Posts: 62,411 Blog Entries: 1	siiiiic...funny tho:D __________________ ...GoT GreaSe?... www.Grease.It.Ayye.com RezinInc Kalilsha

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