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Old 10-11-2004, 11:44 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Custer's Last Thoughts...

There was this rich, cultured, intelligent white guy who was into the arts. He had paintings worth millions and liked to display them in his mansion to show off for all he knew. One day, he decides that he wants a painting by an Indian.

He finds an Indian artist, and says to the Indian, "I will pay you $100,000.00 if you can paint me a painting that depicts your interpretation of Custer's last thoughts before he died."

The Indian takes the offer, goes home and begins work on the painting. The rich white guy calls the Indian about once a week to find out his progress. Finally, the Indian says he's done with the painting, so he brings it to the man.

The man looks at the painting and is in utter disbelief and extremely upset. He sees a very childish painting of about 100 Indian couples, all in various love-making positions, as well as a cow with a halo painted over it.

Steaming, he screams at the Indian, "What in the world is this crap? I paid you $100,000.00 for Custer's Last Thoughts! How do you explain this?"

The Indian says, "This is Custer's last thoughts! He was thinking to himself, 'HOLY COW, LOOK AT ALL THOSE FVCKING INDIANS!'"
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