superdj126

A little Rabbit is happily running through the woods when he stumbles upon a Cow rolling a joint. The Rabbit looks at him and says, "Hey cow, my friend, why do you do this? Think about your health. Come running with me through the woods, you'll see, you'll feel so much better!"
Cow looks at him, looks at the joint, tosses it and runs with the Rabbit.

They come across a Puppy doing coke, so the Rabbit again says, "Hey Puppy, my friend, why do you do this? Think about your health. Come running with us through the pretty woods, you'll see, you'll feel so good!"
Puppy looks at them, looks at his razor, mirror and all, tosses them and starts running with the Rabbit and the Cow.

The three animals then come across Coyote about to shoot up. The Rabbit says, "Hey Coyote, my friend, why do you do this? Think about your health! Come running with us through the sunny woods, you will feel so good!"
Coyote looks at him, puts down his needle, and starts to beat the crap out of the little Rabbit.

Cow and Puppy watch in horror. They look at him and ask, "Whoa, Coyote, why did you do this? He was merely trying to help us!"
Coyote answers, "That little SOB! He makes me run around the forest like a stupid idiot for hours every time he's on ecstasy!" :39: