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Old 10-05-2004, 10:06 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Talking You know your ex is rezzzed out if....

1. You broke up with him five years ago and he still tries to fight guys who you are just talking to.

2. He broke the windows on your car because he thought that your cousin who was cruising around with you was your new man.

3. When you left him he had a bon fire with all of your clothes.

4. He tries to pay you back by snagging on all of your cousins,sisters, and your best friend.

5. He blames his drinking binge on your break up.

6. He comes to your house drunker than hell trying to get back together.

7. He tries to cause trouble by telling your new man that you and him were together and that you still love each other.

8. He tries to cause trouble by telling your new man that you're really pregnant with his baby.

9. Even a restraining order can't keep him away.

10. He makes his mom and grandma come talk to you about dropping charges.

11. He comes to reminisce about the good ol' days at 4am when his "wife" is 7 mos. pregnant!

12. He drives by your house every morning to honk and wave at you and the kids, he "never" visits.

13. He asks the kids if you are seeing anyone right now.

14. He has his mom/dad/sisters tell you how unhappy he is because his wife can't do the things that you can, such as COOK

Does this sound like anyone that you've snagged out or who has snagged you?
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Old 10-06-2004, 04:49 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Good one, sounds so familiar for some ppl!!!!
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Old 10-06-2004, 07:12 PM   #3 (permalink)
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OMG.....you told my story so well....hehe
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Old 10-08-2004, 06:48 PM   #4 (permalink)
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:JawDrop How do you know my cousin's ex???
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