Make Me Feel Like A Woman, She Says

**nt_inuk** · 10-05-2004, 11:56 AM

On a trans-Atlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is stuck by lightning. One woman in particular loses it.

Screaming, she stands up in the front of the plane "I'm too young to die," she wails. Then she yells, "Well, if I'm going to die,

I want my last minutes on earth to be memorable! Is there anyone on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN?"

For a moment there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own peril.

They all stare, riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the plane.

Then a man from Texas stands up in the rear of the plane. He is handsome: tall, well built, with dark brown hair and hazel eyes. He starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt.

........One button at a time........

.............No one moves................

............He removes his shirt...................

......Muscles ripple across his chest.

.....She gasps................

........He whispers ,.................

......"Iron this - and then get me a beer."

River Spirit · 10-05-2004, 12:09 PM

Aw...........sh*t!!!

**nt_inuk** · 10-05-2004, 12:12 PM

lmebo ... i can tell ... this is and will be the response outta many of us ... lol ...

**eucheefolife** · 10-05-2004, 06:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spirit of Seattle

Aw...........sh*t!!!

just-what-i-said:Chatter

**Kakeeya** · 10-05-2004, 06:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nt_inuk

On a trans-Atlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is stuck by lightning. One woman in particular loses it.

Screaming, she stands up in the front of the plane "I'm too young to die," she wails. Then she yells, "Well, if I'm going to die,

I want my last minutes on earth to be memorable! Is there anyone on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN?"

For a moment there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own peril.

They all stare, riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the plane.

Then a man from Texas stands up in the rear of the plane. He is handsome: tall, well built, with dark brown hair and hazel eyes. He starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt.

........One button at a time........

.............No one moves................

............He removes his shirt...................

......Muscles ripple across his chest.

.....She gasps................

........He whispers ,.................

......"Iron this - and then get me a beer."

I posted this same joke quite a while back, but it's always funny. Thanks!!

**little wolf** · 10-05-2004, 07:26 PM

That was too funny!

**nt_inuk** · 10-06-2004, 12:02 PM

:Thumbs lmebo :Thumbs

10-05-2004, 11:56 AM	#1 (permalink)
nt_inuk Shmiles With Eskimo Pride Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Northwest Territories, Canada Posts: 5,317 Blog Entries: 1	Make Me Feel Like A Woman, She Says On a trans-Atlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is stuck by lightning. One woman in particular loses it. Screaming, she stands up in the front of the plane "I'm too young to die," she wails. Then she yells, "Well, if I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on earth to be memorable! Is there anyone on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN?" For a moment there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own peril. They all stare, riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the plane. Then a man from Texas stands up in the rear of the plane. He is handsome: tall, well built, with dark brown hair and hazel eyes. He starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt. ........One button at a time........ .............No one moves................ ............He removes his shirt................... ......Muscles ripple across his chest. .....She gasps................ ........He whispers ,................. ......"Iron this - and then get me a beer." __________________ Inuk* "A person who works with their hands is a laborer, A person who works with their hands & their brain is a craftsman, A person who works with their brain & their heart ... is an Artist".

10-05-2004, 12:09 PM	#2 (permalink)
River Spirit Senior Dancer Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Sacramento CA on the American River Posts: 800	Aw...........sh*t!!! __________________ "The Cleveland Indians are going to change their name. They don't want to be known as a team that perpetuates racial stereotypes. From now on they're just going to be called the Indians." - Native Comedian Vaughn Eaglebear, Colville/Lakota

10-05-2004, 12:12 PM	#3 (permalink)
nt_inuk Shmiles With Eskimo Pride Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Northwest Territories, Canada Posts: 5,317 Blog Entries: 1	lmebo lmebo ... i can tell ... this is and will be the response outta many of us ... lol ... __________________ Inuk* "A person who works with their hands is a laborer, A person who works with their hands & their brain is a craftsman, A person who works with their brain & their heart ... is an Artist".

10-05-2004, 07:26 PM	#6 (permalink)
little wolf KB Supporter Join Date: May 2004 Location: Social Circle, Georgia Posts: 2,108	That was too funny! __________________

10-06-2004, 12:02 PM	#7 (permalink)
nt_inuk Shmiles With Eskimo Pride Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Northwest Territories, Canada Posts: 5,317 Blog Entries: 1	:Thumbs lmebo :Thumbs __________________ Inuk* "A person who works with their hands is a laborer, A person who works with their hands & their brain is a craftsman, A person who works with their brain & their heart ... is an Artist".

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