A Blonde and her Curtains

**nt_inuk** · 10-04-2004, 03:09 PM

A blonde woman goes into a department store and tells the salesman she wants a pair of pink curtains. He assures her they have a good selection of pink curtains.

He shows her many kinds and different fabrics of curtains.

She finally picks out a pink floral pattern.

The salesman asks, "What size do you need?"

She says, "15 inch."

He exclaims, "15 INCHES!

What room are they for?"

She says, "It's not for a room, it's for my computer monitor."

The surprised salesman exclaims, "Miss, computers do not need curtains."

The blonde says, "HELLooooooo... I've got Windows!!"

**little wolf** · 10-05-2004, 07:29 PM

Sounds like someone I know!!!

**nt_inuk** · 10-06-2004, 11:57 AM

:Eyepopper lmebo ... me too ... come to think of it :lol2:

10-04-2004, 03:09 PM	#1 (permalink)
nt_inuk Shmiles With Eskimo Pride Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Northwest Territories, Canada Posts: 5,321 Blog Entries: 1	A Blonde and her Curtains A blonde woman goes into a department store and tells the salesman she wants a pair of pink curtains. He assures her they have a good selection of pink curtains. He shows her many kinds and different fabrics of curtains. She finally picks out a pink floral pattern. The salesman asks, "What size do you need?" She says, "15 inch." He exclaims, "15 INCHES! What room are they for?" She says, "It's not for a room, it's for my computer monitor." The surprised salesman exclaims, "Miss, computers do not need curtains." The blonde says, "HELLooooooo... I've got Windows!!" __________________ Inuk* "A person who works with their hands is a laborer, A person who works with their hands & their brain is a craftsman, A person who works with their brain & their heart ... is an Artist".

10-05-2004, 07:29 PM	#2 (permalink)
little wolf KB Supporter Join Date: May 2004 Location: Social Circle, Georgia Posts: 2,108	Sounds like someone I know!!! __________________

10-06-2004, 11:57 AM	#3 (permalink)
nt_inuk Shmiles With Eskimo Pride Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Northwest Territories, Canada Posts: 5,321 Blog Entries: 1	:Eyepopper lmebo ... me too ... come to think of it :lol2: __________________ Inuk* "A person who works with their hands is a laborer, A person who works with their hands & their brain is a craftsman, A person who works with their brain & their heart ... is an Artist".

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