The Computer Swallowed Grandma

**nt_inuk** · 10-04-2004, 03:07 PM

The computer swallowed grandma.

Yes, honestly its true.

She pressed 'control' and 'enter'

And disappeared from view.

It devoured her completely,

The thought just makes me squirm.

She must have caught a virus

Or been eaten by a worm.

I've searched through the recycle bin

And files of every kind;

I've even used the internet,

But nothing did I find.

In desperation, I asked Jeeves

My searches to refine.

The reply from him was negative,

Not a thing was found 'online'.

So, if inside your 'Inbox,'

My Grandma you should see,

Please 'Copy', 'Scan' and 'Paste' her

And send her back to me!

**Joe G** · 10-04-2004, 03:15 PM

INUK...
First this, then soon...(couple mos) she gets run over by a (damned) reindeer! good thing she's tough, and will endure!
C

**nt_inuk** · 10-04-2004, 03:21 PM

as sad as that song is ... it makes me lol ...

**little wolf** · 10-05-2004, 07:28 PM

ain't that the truth! I've always liked that song too.. That was cute inuk!

**nt_inuk** · 10-06-2004, 12:00 PM

heh heh
thanx little wolf
:Thumbs
;)

10-04-2004, 03:07 PM	#1 (permalink)
nt_inuk Shmiles With Eskimo Pride Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Northwest Territories, Canada Posts: 5,321 Blog Entries: 1	The Computer Swallowed Grandma The computer swallowed grandma. Yes, honestly its true. She pressed 'control' and 'enter' And disappeared from view. It devoured her completely, The thought just makes me squirm. She must have caught a virus Or been eaten by a worm. I've searched through the recycle bin And files of every kind; I've even used the internet, But nothing did I find. In desperation, I asked Jeeves My searches to refine. The reply from him was negative, Not a thing was found 'online'. So, if inside your 'Inbox,' My Grandma you should see, Please 'Copy', 'Scan' and 'Paste' her And send her back to me! __________________ Inuk* "A person who works with their hands is a laborer, A person who works with their hands & their brain is a craftsman, A person who works with their brain & their heart ... is an Artist".

10-04-2004, 03:15 PM	#2 (permalink)
Joe G ~the REAL me~ Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Michigan Posts: 8,958	Rough Time For Grandma! INUK... First this, then soon...(couple mos) she gets run over by a (damned) reindeer! good thing she's tough, and will endure! C

10-04-2004, 03:21 PM	#3 (permalink)
nt_inuk Shmiles With Eskimo Pride Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Northwest Territories, Canada Posts: 5,321 Blog Entries: 1	lmebo as sad as that song is ... it makes me lol ... __________________ Inuk* "A person who works with their hands is a laborer, A person who works with their hands & their brain is a craftsman, A person who works with their brain & their heart ... is an Artist".

10-05-2004, 07:28 PM	#4 (permalink)
little wolf KB Supporter Join Date: May 2004 Location: Social Circle, Georgia Posts: 2,108	ain't that the truth! I've always liked that song too.. That was cute inuk! __________________

10-06-2004, 12:00 PM	#5 (permalink)
nt_inuk Shmiles With Eskimo Pride Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Northwest Territories, Canada Posts: 5,321 Blog Entries: 1	heh heh thanx little wolf :Thumbs ;) __________________ Inuk* "A person who works with their hands is a laborer, A person who works with their hands & their brain is a craftsman, A person who works with their brain & their heart ... is an Artist".

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