Making breakfast

**Ta'neeszahnii Techno** · 09-28-2004, 09:36 PM

A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband when suddently, her husband burst into the kitchen.

"Careful...CAREFUL!", he shouted. "Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD! You're cooking too many at once! TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW!!

We need more butter! Oh my GOD! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER?? They're going to STICK! Careful ... CAREFUL!!? I said be CAREFUL!! You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them!! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY??? Jesus Christ, pay attention!!

What are you doing? Have you lost your mind?? Did you salt them?? You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt! USE THE SALT! THE SALT!!!"

The wife stared at him. "What the hell is wrong with you? Don't you think I know how to fry a couple of eggs?"

The husband calmly replied, "Oh, sure I do. I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving with you in the car."

**Joe G** · 09-28-2004, 09:38 PM

OMG..good one.......worth 2 drum rolls and 2 cymbals!
C

09-28-2004, 09:36 PM	#1 (permalink)
Ta'neeszahnii Techno PowWows.com Addicts Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Tsézhintah, AZ Posts: 7,326	Making breakfast A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband when suddently, her husband burst into the kitchen. "Careful...CAREFUL!", he shouted. "Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD! You're cooking too many at once! TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW!! We need more butter! Oh my GOD! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER?? They're going to STICK! Careful ... CAREFUL!!? I said be CAREFUL!! You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them!! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY??? Jesus Christ, pay attention!! What are you doing? Have you lost your mind?? Did you salt them?? You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt! USE THE SALT! THE SALT!!!" The wife stared at him. "What the hell is wrong with you? Don't you think I know how to fry a couple of eggs?" The husband calmly replied, "Oh, sure I do. I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving with you in the car."

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09-28-2004, 09:38 PM	#2 (permalink)
Joe G ~the REAL me~ Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Michigan Posts: 8,958	OMG..good one.......worth 2 drum rolls and 2 cymbals! C

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