09-24-2004, 10:10 PM
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commander bun-bun
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Redneck jokes
Two Mississippians are walking down different ends of a street toward each
other, and one is carrying a sack. When they meet, one says, "Hey Tommy Ray, what'cha got in th' bag?" "Jus' some chickens." "If I guesses how many they are, can I have one?" "Shoot, ya guesses right and I'll give you both of them." "OK. Ummmmm . . . five?" * * * What do a divorce in Alabama, a tornado in Kansas, and a hurricane in Florida have in common? Somebody's fixin' to lose them a trailer. * * * A Mississippian came home and found his house on fire, he rushed next door, telephoned the fire department and shouted, "Hurry over here. My house is on fire!" "OK," replied the fireman, "how do we get there?" "Shucks, don't you still have those big red trucks?" * * * Why do folks in Tennessee go to the movie theater in groups of 18 or more? 'Cuz 17 and under not admitted. * * * What do you get when you have 32 rednecks in the same room? A full set of teeth
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don't you be wastin' all your money on syrup and honey because i'm sweet enough  Life is short, Break the rules, Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly, Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably, And never regret anything that made you smile. 
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09-25-2004, 01:24 AM
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Junior Dancer
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A German, an Italian and a Redneck were on death row. The warden gave them a choice of three ways to die:
1.. to be shot 2.. to be hung 3.. to be injected with the A.I.D.S. virus. So the German said,"Shoot me right in the head." (Boom, he was dead instantly). Then the Italian said, "Just hang me." (Snap, he was dead.) Then the Redneck said, "Give me some of that AIDS stuff." They gave him the shot, and the Redneck fell down laughing. The guards looked at each other and wondered what was wrong with this guy. Then the Redneck said "Give me another one of those shots," so the guards did. Now he was laughing so hard, tears rolled from his eyes and he doubled over. So finally the warden said, "What the hell is wrong with you?" The Redneck replied, "You guys are so stupid, I'm wearing a condom!" |
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09-25-2004, 02:06 AM
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commander bun-bun
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:rofl2: :rofl2: OMG I laughed so loud, my son came running in asking what's so funny?
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don't you be wastin' all your money on syrup and honey because i'm sweet enough Life is short, Break the rules, Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly, Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably, And never regret anything that made you smile.
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Those were funny!!!!! :clap:
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