Natives Training For Management Positions

**nt_inuk** · 09-23-2004, 03:32 PM

An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand pulling a male buffalo with the other and says to the waiter, "Want coffee."

The waiter says, "Sure chief, coming right up."

He gets the Indian a tall mug of coffee. After drinking the coffee down in one gulp, the Indian turns and blasts the buffalo with the shotgun, then just walks out.

The next morning the Indian returns. He has his shotgun in one hand pulling another male buffalo with the other. He walks up to the counter and says to the waiter, "Want coffee."

The waiter says, "Whoa, Tonto! We're still cleaning up your mess from yesterday. What the heck was all that about, anyway?"

The Indian smiles and proudly says, "Training for management position. Come in, drink coffee, shoot the bull, and leave mess for others to clean up, disappear for rest of day."

**Ginger** · 09-24-2004, 10:19 PM

:worthy: :clapping:

That's funny
thank you. for the laugh

**nt_inuk** · 09-26-2004, 03:41 PM

goot to have u back GInger ... glad u gotta a lil' lol out of this one ... blessed be you and your loved ones - thru all that weather. Inuk*

09-23-2004, 03:32 PM	#1 (permalink)
nt_inuk Shmiles With Eskimo Pride Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Northwest Territories, Canada Posts: 5,321 Blog Entries: 1	Natives Training For Management Positions An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand pulling a male buffalo with the other and says to the waiter, "Want coffee." The waiter says, "Sure chief, coming right up." He gets the Indian a tall mug of coffee. After drinking the coffee down in one gulp, the Indian turns and blasts the buffalo with the shotgun, then just walks out. The next morning the Indian returns. He has his shotgun in one hand pulling another male buffalo with the other. He walks up to the counter and says to the waiter, "Want coffee." The waiter says, "Whoa, Tonto! We're still cleaning up your mess from yesterday. What the heck was all that about, anyway?" The Indian smiles and proudly says, "Training for management position. Come in, drink coffee, shoot the bull, and leave mess for others to clean up, disappear for rest of day." __________________ Inuk* "A person who works with their hands is a laborer, A person who works with their hands & their brain is a craftsman, A person who works with their brain & their heart ... is an Artist".

09-24-2004, 10:19 PM	#2 (permalink)
Ginger commander bun-bun Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Florida Posts: 10,182	:worthy: :clapping: That's funny thank you. for the laugh __________________ don't you be wastin' all your money on syrup and honey because i'm sweet enough Life is short, Break the rules, Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly, Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably, And never regret anything that made you smile.

09-26-2004, 03:41 PM	#3 (permalink)
nt_inuk Shmiles With Eskimo Pride Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Northwest Territories, Canada Posts: 5,321 Blog Entries: 1	lmebo goot to have u back GInger ... glad u gotta a lil' lol out of this one ... blessed be you and your loved ones - thru all that weather. Inuk* __________________ Inuk* "A person who works with their hands is a laborer, A person who works with their hands & their brain is a craftsman, A person who works with their brain & their heart ... is an Artist".

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