~ Wedding Plans ~

**nt_inuk** · 09-03-2004, 12:42 PM

Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, living in Florida, they are all excited about their decision to get married.

They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the way they pass a drugstore.

Jacob suggests they go in. Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?"

The pharmacist answers, "Yes."

Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"

Pharmacist: "Of course we do"

Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?"

Pharmacist: "All kinds."

Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism, scoliosis?"

Pharmacist: "Definitely."

Jacob: "How about Viagra?"

Pharmacist: "Of course."

Jacob: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, Jaundice?"

Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The works."

Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for Parkinson's disease?"

Pharmacist: "Absolutely."

Jacob: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers?"

Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes."

Jacob says to the pharmacist: "We'd like to use this store as
our Bridal Registry."

melissabrowneyes · 09-04-2004, 03:19 AM

lol, that was cute funny nt inkuk!

8-)

melissabrowneyes · 09-04-2004, 03:22 AM

*inuk...
i know
lol

**little wolf** · 09-04-2004, 07:08 AM

Thats was a cute one!

**nt_inuk** · 09-22-2004, 07:36 PM

glad y'all got a wee lol out of this one ... lol it still made me lol

**eucheefolife** · 09-23-2004, 02:17 AM

i told this to my grandma and she was rolling it was funny

Cheyenne Princess · 09-25-2004, 08:16 PM

...Cute one!!!!:clap::clap:

**nt_inuk** · 09-26-2004, 03:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by eucheefolife

i told this to my grandma and she was rolling it was funny

that is so funny ... lol ... right on :Thumbs :Thumbs

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nt_inuk Shmiles With Eskimo Pride Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Northwest Territories, Canada Posts: 5,321 Blog Entries: 1	~ Wedding Plans ~ Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, living in Florida, they are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the way they pass a drugstore. Jacob suggests they go in. Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?" The pharmacist answers, "Yes." Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?" Pharmacist: "Of course we do" Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?" Pharmacist: "All kinds." Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism, scoliosis?" Pharmacist: "Definitely." Jacob: "How about Viagra?" Pharmacist: "Of course." Jacob: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, Jaundice?" Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The works." Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for Parkinson's disease?" Pharmacist: "Absolutely." Jacob: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers?" Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes." Jacob says to the pharmacist: "We'd like to use this store as our Bridal Registry." __________________ Inuk* "A person who works with their hands is a laborer, A person who works with their hands & their brain is a craftsman, A person who works with their brain & their heart ... is an Artist".

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little wolf KB Supporter Join Date: May 2004 Location: Social Circle, Georgia Posts: 2,108	Thats was a cute one! __________________

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nt_inuk Shmiles With Eskimo Pride Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Northwest Territories, Canada Posts: 5,321 Blog Entries: 1	heh heh glad y'all got a wee lol out of this one ... lol it still made me lol __________________ Inuk* "A person who works with their hands is a laborer, A person who works with their hands & their brain is a craftsman, A person who works with their brain & their heart ... is an Artist".

09-23-2004, 02:17 AM	#6 (permalink)
eucheefolife +++da 1 n only+++ Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: oklahoma Posts: 1,254	i told this to my grandma and she was rolling it was funny __________________ You got me lifted shifted higher than a ceiling And ooh wee it's the ultimate feeling You got me lifted feeling so gifted Sugar how you get so fly?¿? **Mary had a little lamb but grandma butchered it**

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09-04-2004, 03:19 AM	#2 (permalink)
melissabrowneyes Junior Dancer Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: York County, Pennsylvania Posts: 224	lol, that was cute funny nt inkuk! 8-)

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melissabrowneyes Junior Dancer Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: York County, Pennsylvania Posts: 224	*inuk... i know lol

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Cheyenne Princess A Loving Person Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Maryland Posts: 10	...Cute one!!!!:clap::clap:

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