Ginger

It was a small town and the patrolman was
making his evening rounds. As he was checking
a used car lot, he came upon two little
old ladies sitting in a used car.

He stopped and asked them why
they were sitting there in the car.
Were they trying to steal it?

"Heavens no, we bought it."

"Then why don't you drive it away."
"We can't drive."


"Then why did you buy it?"

"We were told that if we bought a car
here we'd get screwed ...
so we're just waiting.

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don't you be wastin' all your money
on syrup and honey because i'm sweet enough




Life is short, Break the rules, Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly, Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably, And never regret anything that made you smile.