The Eulogy

**nt_inuk** · 09-02-2004, 03:00 PM

She married and had 13 children. Her husband died.

She married Again and had 7 more children. Again, her husband died.

But, she remarried and this time had 5 more children. Alas, she finally died.

Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed for her. He thanked The Lord for this very loving woman and said, "Lord, they're finally together."

One mourner leaned over and quietly asked her friend, "Do you think he means her first, second or third husband?"

The friend replied, "I think he means her legs."

Amen …

*Brown Eyed Gurl* · 09-02-2004, 11:26 PM

LM*NDN*AO!!!...good 1!! :clap:

**nt_inuk** · 09-03-2004, 12:34 PM

:Thumbs Right on :Thumbs

**little wolf** · 09-04-2004, 07:16 AM

Funny

09-02-2004, 03:00 PM	#1 (permalink)
nt_inuk Shmiles With Eskimo Pride Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Northwest Territories, Canada Posts: 5,321 Blog Entries: 1	The Eulogy She married and had 13 children. Her husband died. She married Again and had 7 more children. Again, her husband died. But, she remarried and this time had 5 more children. Alas, she finally died. Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed for her. He thanked The Lord for this very loving woman and said, "Lord, they're finally together." One mourner leaned over and quietly asked her friend, "Do you think he means her first, second or third husband?" The friend replied, "I think he means her legs." Amen … __________________ Inuk* "A person who works with their hands is a laborer, A person who works with their hands & their brain is a craftsman, A person who works with their brain & their heart ... is an Artist".

09-02-2004, 11:26 PM	#2 (permalink)
Brown Eyed Gurl ~Brown Sugar~ Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Go Canucks! Posts: 62,411 Blog Entries: 1	LMNDNAO!!!...good 1!! :clap: __________________ ...GoT GreaSe?... www.Grease.It.Ayye.com RezinInc Kalilsha

09-03-2004, 12:34 PM	#3 (permalink)
nt_inuk Shmiles With Eskimo Pride Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Northwest Territories, Canada Posts: 5,321 Blog Entries: 1	:Thumbs Right on :Thumbs __________________ Inuk* "A person who works with their hands is a laborer, A person who works with their hands & their brain is a craftsman, A person who works with their brain & their heart ... is an Artist".

09-04-2004, 07:16 AM	#4 (permalink)
little wolf KB Supporter Join Date: May 2004 Location: Social Circle, Georgia Posts: 2,108	Funny __________________

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