Teacher verses 6 yr old

**little wolf** · 08-28-2004, 07:37 AM

A teacher of a first grade class was telling the children how physically impossible it is for a whale to swallow something as big as a human being, even though the whales are so big. Even though whales are huge, that the inside was small only to allow things such as fish to be swallowed. A little 6 yr old girl said that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. The teacher looked at the little girl and said again how physically impossible it was. The girl said " I will ask Jonah when I go to heaven then." Then the teacher asked " What if Jonah is not in Heaven?" The girl repied "Then you ask him!"

**nt_inuk** · 08-30-2004, 03:11 PM

:rofl2: goot one ... i had to print this one off and share it 'round :rofl2:

Sophie · 09-09-2004, 06:15 PM

:rofl2: too cute!

**BurBz** · 09-09-2004, 08:15 PM

lol...kids at that age can be such lil smart azzez and they not even know it! LMAO :Chatter...thats how my son is sometimes

and he's just 5 years old LOL

**LiLT206** · 04-30-2005, 09:34 PM

How funny!

**badmaninc** · 04-30-2005, 10:06 PM

Dude, now that one made me laugh out loud.

**little wolf** · 05-01-2005, 08:32 PM

It is sooo funny! I just love kids.

08-28-2004, 07:37 AM	#1 (permalink)
little wolf KB Supporter Join Date: May 2004 Location: Social Circle, Georgia Posts: 2,108	Teacher verses 6 yr old A teacher of a first grade class was telling the children how physically impossible it is for a whale to swallow something as big as a human being, even though the whales are so big. Even though whales are huge, that the inside was small only to allow things such as fish to be swallowed. A little 6 yr old girl said that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. The teacher looked at the little girl and said again how physically impossible it was. The girl said " I will ask Jonah when I go to heaven then." Then the teacher asked " What if Jonah is not in Heaven?" The girl repied "Then you ask him!" __________________

08-30-2004, 03:11 PM	#2 (permalink)
nt_inuk Shmiles With Eskimo Pride Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Northwest Territories, Canada Posts: 5,321 Blog Entries: 1	lmebo :rofl2: goot one ... i had to print this one off and share it 'round :rofl2: __________________ Inuk* "A person who works with their hands is a laborer, A person who works with their hands & their brain is a craftsman, A person who works with their brain & their heart ... is an Artist".

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BurBz Dineth Hearth Throth Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: AZ Posts: 13,899	lol...kids at that age can be such lil smart azzez and they not even know it! LMAO :Chatter...thats how my son is sometimes and he's just 5 years old LOL __________________ I'm not mean, you're just a sissy! :Tongue

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little wolf KB Supporter Join Date: May 2004 Location: Social Circle, Georgia Posts: 2,108	It is sooo funny! I just love kids. __________________

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Sophie Teen Dancer Join Date: May 2004 Location: Wherever I go, there I am! Posts: 459	:rofl2: too cute!

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LiLT206 206 Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Seattle Posts: 1,109	How funny!

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badmaninc PowWows.com Addicts Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Saanich Tribes, B.C. Posts: 3,037	Dude, now that one made me laugh out loud.

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