08-05-2004, 07:10 PM
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commander bun-bun
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The P'enis Tax!
The P'enis Tax!
Department of the Treasury Internal Revenue Service Washington, D.C. To: All Male Taxpayers RE: Notice of increase of tax payment Form 1040 - P The only thing that the IRS has not taxed yet is your p'enis. This is due to the fact that 40% of the time it is hanging around unemployed, 30% of the time it is pissed off, 20% of the time it is hard up, and 10% of the time it is in the hole. On top of this, it has two dependents and both are nuts. Accordingly, as of April 1, 1998, your p'enis will be taxed according to size. To determine your category, please consult the chart below and confirm this information on page 2, section 7, line 3, on the Standard Form 1040. 10-12 inches Luxury Tax $50.00 8-10 inches Pole Tax $30.00 6-7 inches Privilege Tax $15.00 4-5 inches Nuisance Tax $5.00 Please note: Anyone under 4 inches is eligible for a refund. Please do not ask for an extension! Additionally, males exceeding 12 inches must file under Capital Gains. Sincerely, Peter Checker Internal Revenue Service
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don't you be wastin' all your money on syrup and honey because i'm sweet enough  Life is short, Break the rules, Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly, Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably, And never regret anything that made you smile. 
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08-05-2004, 07:22 PM
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ROCKIN' THE FREE WORLD
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that was hilarious, ginger. i can't believe you.
you are just ALL bad!!!! :flaming:
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if i could change i would, take back the pain i would. retrace every wrong move that i made i would. stand up and take the blame i would. i would take all my shame to the grave KEEP ON ROCKIN' IN THE FREE WORLD! WHAT'S 5'8 200lbs and HARD ALL OVER? how come everytime i turn around someone is speaking spanish to me? this is new HONOR THY CHILDREN |
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08-05-2004, 07:45 PM
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commander bun-bun
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:Naughty
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don't you be wastin' all your money on syrup and honey because i'm sweet enough Life is short, Break the rules, Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly, Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably, And never regret anything that made you smile.
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08-05-2004, 07:48 PM
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omg Ginger
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Good one Ginger, ty for the afternoon lol
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08-05-2004, 07:51 PM
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Senior Dancer
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Sacramento CA on the American River
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Thanks for the smile and chuckle !!!!
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