A true blue blonde or not?

**nt_inuk** · 08-04-2004, 03:42 PM

Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the craps table.

A very attractive blonde woman arrived and bet twenty thousand dollars ($20,000) on a single roll of the dice. She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude."

With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and yelled, "Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!"

As the dice came to a stop she jumped up and down and squealed ...YES! YES! I WON, I WON!"

She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed.

The dealers stared at each other dumfounded. Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?"

The other answered, "I don't know -- I thought you were watching."

MORAL: Not all blondes are dumb, but all men are men.

River Spirit · 08-05-2004, 09:20 PM

LOVE IT!

of course, if she shaves they wouldn't be able to tell even if they did pay attention..........

**little wolf** · 08-07-2004, 08:48 PM

She couldn't of been a true blonde... No way are they that smart.

**nt_inuk** · 09-03-2004, 02:52 PM

still makes me lol @ this one

**Ginger** · 09-03-2004, 11:42 PM

That's funny :rofl2: :rofl2:

**nt_inuk** · 09-22-2004, 07:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ginger

That's funny :rofl2: :rofl2:

Can't wait to find out that you and your family are all safe Ginger

**eucheefolife** · 09-23-2004, 02:13 AM

lol gah dang little wolf

08-04-2004, 03:42 PM	#1 (permalink)
nt_inuk Shmiles With Eskimo Pride Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Northwest Territories, Canada Posts: 5,321 Blog Entries: 1	A true blue blonde or not? Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the craps table. A very attractive blonde woman arrived and bet twenty thousand dollars ($20,000) on a single roll of the dice. She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude." With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and yelled, "Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!" As the dice came to a stop she jumped up and down and squealed ...YES! YES! I WON, I WON!" She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed. The dealers stared at each other dumfounded. Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?" The other answered, "I don't know -- I thought you were watching." MORAL: Not all blondes are dumb, but all men are men. __________________ Inuk* "A person who works with their hands is a laborer, A person who works with their hands & their brain is a craftsman, A person who works with their brain & their heart ... is an Artist".

08-05-2004, 09:20 PM	#2 (permalink)
River Spirit Senior Dancer Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Sacramento CA on the American River Posts: 800	LOVE IT! of course, if she shaves they wouldn't be able to tell even if they did pay attention.......... __________________ "The Cleveland Indians are going to change their name. They don't want to be known as a team that perpetuates racial stereotypes. From now on they're just going to be called the Indians." - Native Comedian Vaughn Eaglebear, Colville/Lakota

08-07-2004, 08:48 PM	#3 (permalink)
little wolf KB Supporter Join Date: May 2004 Location: Social Circle, Georgia Posts: 2,108	She couldn't of been a true blonde... No way are they that smart. __________________

09-03-2004, 02:52 PM	#4 (permalink)
nt_inuk Shmiles With Eskimo Pride Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Northwest Territories, Canada Posts: 5,321 Blog Entries: 1	heh heh still makes me lol @ this one __________________ Inuk* "A person who works with their hands is a laborer, A person who works with their hands & their brain is a craftsman, A person who works with their brain & their heart ... is an Artist".

09-03-2004, 11:42 PM	#5 (permalink)
Ginger commander bun-bun Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Florida Posts: 10,182	That's funny :rofl2: :rofl2: __________________ don't you be wastin' all your money on syrup and honey because i'm sweet enough Life is short, Break the rules, Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly, Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably, And never regret anything that made you smile.

09-23-2004, 02:13 AM	#7 (permalink)
eucheefolife +++da 1 n only+++ Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: oklahoma Posts: 1,254	lol gah dang little wolf __________________ You got me lifted shifted higher than a ceiling And ooh wee it's the ultimate feeling You got me lifted feeling so gifted Sugar how you get so fly?¿? **Mary had a little lamb but grandma butchered it**

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