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Two Navajos met in Gallup at the Cowboy's Saloon. While slowly


sipping on warm Garden Deluxe Tokay Wine, a conversation started. "Hey,


Shi Bronc...Where are you the from?" asked the first Navajo. "The Gap


Chapter house." replied the second Navajo. "Hey, I am from there, too.


Let's toast to that." "Where at near The Gap?" said the first Navajo


(slurrily spitting the words out). "I live rot dare. Behind the tradin'


post." "Really?...Hey, small world...I am live rot near dare, too. C'mon,


shi bro, let's toast again." Curiousity got the best of the second Navajo.


He asked, "Hey, Shiii buddieeee, what schoool did you go to at The Gap?"


The first Navajo replied, "I went over there to The Gap Pre-School back in


1972.".. "Aaaayyy', Shi Buddie..I went to the same school back in 1972.


C'mon, let's toast again." At that moment a Navajo Barbie came in and


asked the bartender. "Whass goin' on ober dare?" The bartender replied


"The Yazzie Twin's are drunk again."

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