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Horny Hubby
One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the husband gently taps his wife
on the shoulder and starts rubbing her arm. The wife turns over and says: "I'm sorry honey, I've got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh." The husband, rejected, turns over and tries to sleep. A few minutes later, he rolls back over and taps his wife again. This time he whispers in her ear: "Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow too?"
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don't you be wastin' all your money on syrup and honey because i'm sweet enough ![]() Life is short, Break the rules, Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly, Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably, And never regret anything that made you smile.
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Natural Born Killer......
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Looking for some bad guys...
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LMAO! I was going to put this one on here too, but I figured it was too racy for pws.commers.....LMAO!!!
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woohooie lol here ...good one Ginger :thumbs
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Sacramento CA on the American River
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commander bun-bun
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Florida
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dang Spirit of Seattle I would loved to know what you said to get GOD to make it dissapear :)
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