Blond Moments.........

**Furiously-Fancy** · 08-02-2004, 02:42 PM

Have you ever done something so stupid you couldn't believe you actually did it???

**Furiously-Fancy** · 08-02-2004, 02:44 PM

One time I won big at a pow-wow! In all the excitement I went running up to the announcers stand but before I go there I was clotheslined by one of those ropes they use to rope off the drum groups. There was people standing all around. I just jumped right up like it didn't even hurt, but it hurt like heck!!!

**Furiously-Fancy** · 08-02-2004, 02:46 PM

My sister had a blond moment the other day when she poured oj in the blender..........the bottom wasn't even on it and the juice went everywhere!!!

**Furiously-Fancy** · 08-02-2004, 02:49 PM

My sister had another blond moment at the motel. We were going to be late for grand entry so I told her to hurry up and shower. I was wondering what was taking so long.....she said the showers ice cold!!! She told me to go first......so I did. The water was just fine. When I got out I told her there's two knobs in there ----one for hot and one for cold. The wash cloth was hanging on the hot knob so I guess she didn't see it! I wonder if my sister really is blond!!!

**Furiously-Fancy** · 08-05-2004, 08:25 PM

WoW!!! Nobody else knows anyone who's had a blond moment??? No one out there has ever had a blond moment to share about themselves???? Come on people....you're kill'n me!!! Don't be shy!!

River Spirit · 08-05-2004, 09:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Furiously-Fancy

One time I won big at a pow-wow! In all the excitement I went running up to the announcers stand but before I go there I was clotheslined by one of those ropes they use to rope off the drum groups. There was people standing all around. I just jumped right up like it didn't even hurt, but it hurt like heck!!!

after that experience you could sing with the drum group without pinching your throat! :rofl2:

River Spirit · 08-05-2004, 09:25 PM

okay...I'm trying to think of one...really I am...let me get back to you. Gee if my ex were here he could give you a complete list of my blond moments...maybe I should call him so he could remind me!

IrOqUoIs_FeMmE15 · 08-07-2004, 01:33 PM

Well see Im part scottish and my dads a blonde so I guess I got it from him but one time I was at the Scottish Highland games and I was at the dancers tent cause my aunt runs the competitions there and I had been sitting in the grass and I was with my friend and said, "God my butt itches". Mot realizing I was right next to the mic and everyone heard it I was so embarrassed I hid in the car for the rest of the day! I mean I couldnt just hide any where my aunt was the one in charge so everyone knew me. When someone I knew walked by the car I ducked!

IrOqUoIs_FeMmE15 · 08-07-2004, 01:39 PM

Oh and once my sisters boyfriend had a blonde moment. He met this Japanese guy from cali. And theu were talking about when they lived in Cali. And my sisters boyfriend said to the guy, " you know what my favorite part of cali was?.... Chinatown." My sister turn and looked at him like he was a complete moron and the bad thing is he still doesnt know what he did wrong!

TigerEyes214 · 08-07-2004, 07:32 PM

ok ok, I'll share. And the lesson in this is that blonde's are contagious! I need to get away from them!!!
Anyways,,,,,,,,,,,,

I was coming out of Blockbuster and turned on the car and was about to back out. So right across from blockbuster there is a chinese restaurant and a dry-cleaners that both have large windows as their front. So im checking around to see if there are any cars coming before i back out, and i see these lights behind me......i must've waited about a minute for the car to back out before I realized it was my own car's reflection!!!......wow..........

**little wolf** · 08-07-2004, 08:44 PM

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Originally Posted by TigerEyes214

ok ok, I'll share. And the lesson in this is that blonde's are contagious! I need to get away from them!!!
Anyways,,,,,,,,,,,,

I was coming out of Blockbuster and turned on the car and was about to back out. So right across from blockbuster there is a chinese restaurant and a dry-cleaners that both have large windows as their front. So im checking around to see if there are any cars coming before i back out, and i see these lights behind me......i must've waited about a minute for the car to back out before I realized it was my own car's reflection!!!......wow..........

THAT WAS FUNNY! I've had alot of blonde moments, I just can't remember any of the at this moment, they must be supressed deep down in my brain somewhere not wanting to come out! ha! As soon as I remember I will post it!

**Furiously-Fancy** · 08-09-2004, 05:28 PM

My boy had a blond moment and I paid the price...............
we were pulling up to this Italian Restaurant. We were getting out of the truck when this oriental looking lady walks out the back door to throw out some boxes and my boy blurts out...."I thought this was an Italian restaurant not a Chinese restaurant!!" It wouldn't have been so bad if he wasn't shouting over the engine noise, right when he said it I turned off the engine. I think she was the owner and manager. I think she got even with us cuz I got really sick that night:(

**Furiously-Fancy** · 08-20-2004, 02:09 AM

My sister had a blonde moment when she crashed into the sliding glass door at the motel. I guess it was so clean she couldn't tell if the door was open or closed. She smeared it pretty good. It was bad enough the first time, then she did it two more times. After the third time she cried....I guess her nose was pretty sore by then.

**little wolf** · 08-21-2004, 06:46 PM

I had a .. thats not right, I mean my friend..* yeah* thats good, my FRIEND was talking to delta today getting a price on a ticket for her daughter to go to Mexico City with her 6 yr old and 10 month old.. The lady on the phone said she has the option to hold the baby instead of paying for a seat for him.. I asked,, I mean my FRIEND asked,,How can she do that?..Well, the says.. let the baby sit in the mothers lap!!!!! Can you just imagine that blond moment??? I mean jesh! I wanted to.. I mean my FRIEND just wanted to hang up the phone but I ...I mean she didn't..She got all the info

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River Spirit Senior Dancer Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Sacramento CA on the American River Posts: 800	okay...I'm trying to think of one...really I am...let me get back to you. Gee if my ex were here he could give you a complete list of my blond moments...maybe I should call him so he could remind me! __________________ "The Cleveland Indians are going to change their name. They don't want to be known as a team that perpetuates racial stereotypes. From now on they're just going to be called the Indians." - Native Comedian Vaughn Eaglebear, Colville/Lakota

08-07-2004, 07:32 PM	#10 (permalink)
TigerEyes214 Look Into My Eyes Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: middle of nowhere Posts: 99	ok ok, I'll share. And the lesson in this is that blonde's are contagious! I need to get away from them!!! Anyways,,,,,,,,,,,, I was coming out of Blockbuster and turned on the car and was about to back out. So right across from blockbuster there is a chinese restaurant and a dry-cleaners that both have large windows as their front. So im checking around to see if there are any cars coming before i back out, and i see these lights behind me......i must've waited about a minute for the car to back out before I realized it was my own car's reflection!!!......wow.......... __________________ "GAZ!!....Taste Me I'm Delicious!!!" 1 Hour Later "STILL DELICIOUS!! Nobody should be THIS DELICIOUS!!"

08-21-2004, 06:46 PM	#14 (permalink)
little wolf KB Supporter Join Date: May 2004 Location: Social Circle, Georgia Posts: 2,108	I had a .. thats not right, I mean my friend..* yeah* thats good, my FRIEND was talking to delta today getting a price on a ticket for her daughter to go to Mexico City with her 6 yr old and 10 month old.. The lady on the phone said she has the option to hold the baby instead of paying for a seat for him.. I asked,, I mean my FRIEND asked,,How can she do that?..Well, the says.. let the baby sit in the mothers lap!!!!! Can you just imagine that blond moment??? I mean jesh! I wanted to.. I mean my FRIEND just wanted to hang up the phone but I ...I mean she didn't..She got all the info __________________

08-02-2004, 02:44 PM	#2 (permalink)
Furiously-Fancy PowWows.com Addicts Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Fort Washakie,WY Posts: 3,909	One time I won big at a pow-wow! In all the excitement I went running up to the announcers stand but before I go there I was clotheslined by one of those ropes they use to rope off the drum groups. There was people standing all around. I just jumped right up like it didn't even hurt, but it hurt like heck!!!

08-02-2004, 02:49 PM	#4 (permalink)
Furiously-Fancy PowWows.com Addicts Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Fort Washakie,WY Posts: 3,909	My sister had another blond moment at the motel. We were going to be late for grand entry so I told her to hurry up and shower. I was wondering what was taking so long.....she said the showers ice cold!!! She told me to go first......so I did. The water was just fine. When I got out I told her there's two knobs in there ----one for hot and one for cold. The wash cloth was hanging on the hot knob so I guess she didn't see it! I wonder if my sister really is blond!!!

08-05-2004, 08:25 PM	#5 (permalink)
Furiously-Fancy PowWows.com Addicts Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Fort Washakie,WY Posts: 3,909	WoW!!! Nobody else knows anyone who's had a blond moment??? No one out there has ever had a blond moment to share about themselves???? Come on people....you're kill'n me!!! Don't be shy!!

08-07-2004, 01:33 PM	#8 (permalink)
IrOqUoIs_FeMmE15 C is for Cookie! Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Miami Sprangz, FL Posts: 354	Well see Im part scottish and my dads a blonde so I guess I got it from him but one time I was at the Scottish Highland games and I was at the dancers tent cause my aunt runs the competitions there and I had been sitting in the grass and I was with my friend and said, "God my butt itches". Mot realizing I was right next to the mic and everyone heard it I was so embarrassed I hid in the car for the rest of the day! I mean I couldnt just hide any where my aunt was the one in charge so everyone knew me. When someone I knew walked by the car I ducked!

08-07-2004, 01:39 PM	#9 (permalink)
IrOqUoIs_FeMmE15 C is for Cookie! Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Miami Sprangz, FL Posts: 354	Oh and once my sisters boyfriend had a blonde moment. He met this Japanese guy from cali. And theu were talking about when they lived in Cali. And my sisters boyfriend said to the guy, " you know what my favorite part of cali was?.... Chinatown." My sister turn and looked at him like he was a complete moron and the bad thing is he still doesnt know what he did wrong!

08-09-2004, 05:28 PM	#12 (permalink)
Furiously-Fancy PowWows.com Addicts Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Fort Washakie,WY Posts: 3,909	My boy had a blond moment and I paid the price............... we were pulling up to this Italian Restaurant. We were getting out of the truck when this oriental looking lady walks out the back door to throw out some boxes and my boy blurts out...."I thought this was an Italian restaurant not a Chinese restaurant!!" It wouldn't have been so bad if he wasn't shouting over the engine noise, right when he said it I turned off the engine. I think she was the owner and manager. I think she got even with us cuz I got really sick that night:(

08-20-2004, 02:09 AM	#13 (permalink)
Furiously-Fancy PowWows.com Addicts Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Fort Washakie,WY Posts: 3,909	My sister had a blonde moment when she crashed into the sliding glass door at the motel. I guess it was so clean she couldn't tell if the door was open or closed. She smeared it pretty good. It was bad enough the first time, then she did it two more times. After the third time she cried....I guess her nose was pretty sore by then.

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